I don't know anyone who has Ebola....Is it safe to come out yet?

[Politico]

After watching non-stop Ebola coverage on FoxNews, I figured the safest course of action is to hide in my basement and spray myself with Lysol

Its been weeks now and I still don't know anyone who has Ebola


Is it safe to come out yet?

Yes it is. Obammy has a czar now. And he has a billion at his disposal. The imaginary crisis is solved!

 

[Synthaholic]

possum hidin' inna back o' the closet...

... behind Granny's army boots...

... he don't want dat ebola gettin' him.

OK, Spinach.

 

[Synthaholic]

Is there no hope?

It's bird flu.














And it's already hit Florida!!!!!

 

[Synthaholic]

Thank goodness we have Rand Paul to protect us from all them Ebola infected aliens streaming across our border

He forgot to mention that Obama is a Muslim and was not born in the USA.

That's only for the FOXNEWS/Trailer Park set.

He tailors his speeches based on audience IQ.