I bought cereal today without showing an I.D.

[JBvM]

I bought cereal today without showing an I.D.

I also refused to sweep around trees in my neighborhood.

I am waiting on my checks from George SOROS

 

[fncceo]

I grow my own cereal ... F' the man, am I right?

 

[Toronado3800]

I bought cereal today without showing an I.D.

I also refused to sweep around trees in my neighborhood.

I am waiting on my checks from George SOROS

Thats kind of funny.

The people in my wife's neighborhood pay big government to come by and pick up their grass clippings and sticks.

Weak idiots.

 

[miketx]

I bought cereal today without showing an I.D.

I also refused to sweep around trees in my neighborhood.

I am waiting on my checks from George SOROS

Did you use cereal juice? You know, cow squeezings.

 

[beautress]

Calcium with 160 calories. Time to put dancing shoes on!

 

[sparky]

So the local cereal isle is where all the domestic terrorists hang now?

 

[OldLady]

I always thought Product 19 had a suspicious ring to it.

 

[Meathead]

I bought cereal today without showing an I.D.

I also refused to sweep around trees in my neighborhood.

I am waiting on my checks from George SOROS

Food stamps?

 

[Dogmaphobe]

I grow my own cereal ... F' the man, am I right?

I'm just praying for your immortal soul that you have not planted mixed crops in your field.

It is my understanding that this is nearly as bad as wearing a coat made of mixed fibers.

 

[fncceo]

I grow my own cereal ... F' the man, am I right?

I'm just praying for your immortal soul that you have not planted mixed crops in your field.

It is my understanding that this is nearly as bad as wearing a coat made of mixed fibers.

The appropriate mitzvot have been observed.

However, Jews don't risk eternal damnation for not observing mitzvot. That's a problem that xtians must deal with.