Lord Long Rod
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- Jan 17, 2023
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I am tired of hearing (and seeing) fat-fuck, bloviating Chris Christie talking about Trump and throwing about meaningless platitudes related to his fake presidential campaign. This stupid, jiggling barrel of lard has humiliated himself so many times over the years it is not even funny any more. He is a joke and an embarrassment to himself and our nation. He tried to run for president in 2016 and failed. He had almost zero support, just like today. Before that he was the corrupt governor of the smelly shit-hole state known as New Jersey (“Joisey”…as in, “Itza Joisey thing”). He did shit like close the beaches, ostensibly due to the Covid-19 pandemic, so that he could park his fat ass there, along with his poor family, and enjoy the sand and sun far away from the stinky peasants. He also shut down a bridge to inconvenience an entire town because he did not like the Mayor (a clear abuse of power by Christie, clearly trying to look like a cool mob moss style leader rather than the petty schmuck he is).
Fat boy has undertaken his present campaign under the guise that he is the only person who can go toe-to-toe with Trump and talk shit to his face. You know, like he is some sort of tough guy. But there’s some problems with this. First, he has no support and no funding. He will not make it to the debate stage. His campaign is, therefore, a joke. Second, he is all talk. He is one of those empty people who feel the need to brag in a loud voice, repeating himself often, so as to make it clear that he is a winner. More importantly is that YOU KNOW that you are not in the same league as him. It is what allows him to sleep at night – believing that everyone envies and desires to be him. It is his heroin. Therein lies the pathology of Christie’s personality: Nobody wants to be a fat diabetic with heart disease, 5 chins, and the reputation of being a low-rent asshole.
In my opinion, Christie is engaging in this campaign for 2 reasons. First, there will be a lot of free food on the campaign trail. Second, he is angling for an on-air job on MSNBC or CNN, along with other slimy political hacks like John Kasich, Jen Psaki, John Dean, Andrew McCabe, etc… He endears himself to these leftist MSM fiends by talking shit about Trump. They eat that shit up with a spoon (and needle). He probably wants to get his own show and call it something obnoxious like “The Battering Ram” or “Get in the Ring”, then use the entire show to bullshit about Trump. There he will be, yelling and screaming about how Trump should be in prison for some fictious crime, during which pieces of the hot dog he is eating during the rant will be flying out of his mouth at warp speed and hitting the camera lens, smearing it with a greasy film. The camera guys will be told to keep a smear rag and a bottle of Windex on hand for each of his shows (along with bottle of Febreze).
He will ride his show as long as he can. There is big money in this. Chrissy knows it, and he is going for it. He is an opportunist. He is parasitically taking advantage of the situation (a toxic political stew) in an attempt to score a network gig. He ultimately wants to go to MSNBC, where they can offer him an entire show, probably and hour long. Alternatively, CNN will only offer him pundit segments. He is not good enough for his own show at CNN. Clowny acts need only apply for work at the circus.
We do not need any more parasitic trough feeders in politics. Chris Christie is one of many of the sort. But he is probably the biggest one, in more than one way. Also, he is doing nothing that is not calculated to advance his own brand. He is not running for president because he has support. He is not running because he cares about America…and “DuhmoCkrissy”. He is running in an attempt to monetize his stupid “Hey, itza Joisey thing” schtick by bending over to the leftist media kings. Essentially, it is like the rape scene in Deliverance where Ned Beatty is raped by the inbred hick, except unlike Beatty’s character Chris Christie feels no shame. He invites the rape so that he can get in good with the creepy inbred people. Why? Because there is money to be made there. Think about it. What else is this blow-hard tub of shit going to do to earn money without having to mingle with the peasants or do actual work? He wants to sit on his fat ass and rant about shit, just like any other loud mouth asshole Jersey scumbag.
Fat boy has undertaken his present campaign under the guise that he is the only person who can go toe-to-toe with Trump and talk shit to his face. You know, like he is some sort of tough guy. But there’s some problems with this. First, he has no support and no funding. He will not make it to the debate stage. His campaign is, therefore, a joke. Second, he is all talk. He is one of those empty people who feel the need to brag in a loud voice, repeating himself often, so as to make it clear that he is a winner. More importantly is that YOU KNOW that you are not in the same league as him. It is what allows him to sleep at night – believing that everyone envies and desires to be him. It is his heroin. Therein lies the pathology of Christie’s personality: Nobody wants to be a fat diabetic with heart disease, 5 chins, and the reputation of being a low-rent asshole.
In my opinion, Christie is engaging in this campaign for 2 reasons. First, there will be a lot of free food on the campaign trail. Second, he is angling for an on-air job on MSNBC or CNN, along with other slimy political hacks like John Kasich, Jen Psaki, John Dean, Andrew McCabe, etc… He endears himself to these leftist MSM fiends by talking shit about Trump. They eat that shit up with a spoon (and needle). He probably wants to get his own show and call it something obnoxious like “The Battering Ram” or “Get in the Ring”, then use the entire show to bullshit about Trump. There he will be, yelling and screaming about how Trump should be in prison for some fictious crime, during which pieces of the hot dog he is eating during the rant will be flying out of his mouth at warp speed and hitting the camera lens, smearing it with a greasy film. The camera guys will be told to keep a smear rag and a bottle of Windex on hand for each of his shows (along with bottle of Febreze).
He will ride his show as long as he can. There is big money in this. Chrissy knows it, and he is going for it. He is an opportunist. He is parasitically taking advantage of the situation (a toxic political stew) in an attempt to score a network gig. He ultimately wants to go to MSNBC, where they can offer him an entire show, probably and hour long. Alternatively, CNN will only offer him pundit segments. He is not good enough for his own show at CNN. Clowny acts need only apply for work at the circus.
We do not need any more parasitic trough feeders in politics. Chris Christie is one of many of the sort. But he is probably the biggest one, in more than one way. Also, he is doing nothing that is not calculated to advance his own brand. He is not running for president because he has support. He is not running because he cares about America…and “DuhmoCkrissy”. He is running in an attempt to monetize his stupid “Hey, itza Joisey thing” schtick by bending over to the leftist media kings. Essentially, it is like the rape scene in Deliverance where Ned Beatty is raped by the inbred hick, except unlike Beatty’s character Chris Christie feels no shame. He invites the rape so that he can get in good with the creepy inbred people. Why? Because there is money to be made there. Think about it. What else is this blow-hard tub of shit going to do to earn money without having to mingle with the peasants or do actual work? He wants to sit on his fat ass and rant about shit, just like any other loud mouth asshole Jersey scumbag.
