How do you like your chicken.

[Woodznutz]

Customer: I'll have the chicken please.
Waitress: How do you like your chicken?
Customer: Oh, I like it just fine.
Waitress: How do you like it...cooked?
Customer: Oh, I like it that way best of all.

 

[Freedomisneverfree]

Roasted

 

[Lemmi]

Waitress should have slapped Customer upside his head hard enough to cause a reboot.

 

[otto105]

Most fuckups answer "with orange makeup".

 

[Natural Citizen]

 

[sparky]

I've served fresh, never frozen chicken off the farm

many who are used to industrial process fowl say it tastes different

~S~

 

[sparky]

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My lol of the day Natty.....

~S~

 

[Woodznutz]

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B'gawk!

 

[TNHarley]

Most fuckups answer "with orange makeup".

Seek help. Good grief.

 

[Natural Citizen]

I've served fresh, never frozen chicken off the farm

many who are used to industrial process fowl say it tastes different

~S~

Grandma used to just snatch em up by the neck and flip her wrist and it was over pretty quick.

But, yeah. If you've never had truly fresh chicken, it tastes totally different than the factory farm chicken.

 

[otto105]

Seek help. Good grief.

Hilarious

Hey, don't you have another village border idiot to deal with from your state.

 

[toobfreak]

Customer: I'll have the chicken please.
Waitress: How do you like your chicken?
Customer: Oh, I like it just fine.
Waitress: How do you like it...cooked?
Customer: Oh, I like it that way best of all.

 

[Woodznutz]

Customer: "How much are your chickens today?"
Butcher: "Forty-nine cents a pound."
Customer: "The store across the street only charges thirty-nine cents a pound."
Butcher: "Why don't you buy your chicken from them?"
Customer: "They're all out of them."
Butcher: "Well, when we're all out of them we only charge twenty-nine cents a pound."

 

[TNHarley]

Hilarious

Hey, don't you have another village border idiot to deal with from your state.

 

[Delldude]

I prefer a leg in each hand and a breast in my mouth.

 

[otto105]

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Is that paul faye's mom and your neighbor.

 

[TNHarley]

Is that paul faye's mom and your neighbor.

Do you do hard drugs?
If so, stop. If not, start doing them.

 

[deannalw]

Is that paul faye's mom and your neighbor.

^^^Example of a survivor of severe TBI trying to make a funny.

 

[deannalw]

Customer: I'll have the chicken please.
Waitress: How do you like your chicken?
Customer: Oh, I like it just fine.
Waitress: How do you like it...cooked?
Customer: Oh, I like it that way best of all.

I like my chicken in my belly and part of a meal cooked by not me.

 

[deannalw]

Most fuckups answer "with orange makeup".