Royal family being replaced

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Parliament has announced today that the entire royal family is being replaced today to help mirror the growing biodiversity that the country is experiencing everyday. The social equity was palpable as adoring fans lined the streets to greet the new royal family that arrived from Morrocco.
One bystander commented, "It's great to see the white devils replaced in the Royal family, besides, they are all pretty much dying of cancer anyway, so it seems overall like the prudent thing to do".

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The New Royals from Morrocco could be seen driving around London in this brand new 2023 pink limo and Buckingham Palace will soon be converted into a casino with an Apollo Theatre attached in addition to a Popeyes Chicken.
 
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Parliament has announced today that the entire royal family is being replaced today to help mirror the growing biodiversity that the country is experiencing everyday. The social equity was palpable as adoring fans lined the streets to greet the new royal family that arrived from Morrocco.
One bystander commented, "It's great to see the white devils replaced in the Royal family, besides, they are all pretty much dying of cancer anyway, so it seems overall like the prudent thing to do".

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The New Royals from Morrocco could be seen driving around London in this brand new 2023 pink limo and Buckingham Palace will soon be converted into a casino with an Apollo Theatre attached in addition to a Popeyes Chicken.


Why not just replaace them with East Indians though? First of all they can save on the importing because so many East Indians live there, and then there is the fact they are shorter and eat less, they coul dget a shorter Limo then! and then theres the fact that if they are replaced by Indians, they could reduce staff because they then wont need anyone to answer the phones after hours!
 
There are a lot of out of work Nigerian princes out there looking for a new gig. I could see that kind of change.
Yes, I'm sure you will be getting a lot of e-mails from the Nigerian Princes in the near future

Did you ever imagine the Royals would be sending you e-mails asking for money?
 
Why not just replaace them with East Indians though? First of all they can save on the importing because so many East Indians live there, and then there is the fact they are shorter and eat less, they coul dget a shorter Limo then! and then theres the fact that if they are replaced by Indians, they could reduce staff because they then wont need anyone to answer the phones after hours!
Nope, not dark enough skin. Too much white devil in them.

Besides, do you really want Buckingham palace turned into a 711?

Come on ,man!

 
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Parliament has announced today that the entire royal family is being replaced today to help mirror the growing biodiversity that the country is experiencing everyday. The social equity was palpable as adoring fans lined the streets to greet the new royal family that arrived from Morrocco.
One bystander commented, "It's great to see the white devils replaced in the Royal family, besides, they are all pretty much dying of cancer anyway, so it seems overall like the prudent thing to do".

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The New Royals from Morrocco could be seen driving around London in this brand new 2023 pink limo and Buckingham Palace will soon be converted into a casino with an Apollo Theatre attached in addition to a Popeyes Chicken.
that is the first that i have ever seen "royal family" and "biodiversity in the same sentence.
 
Better ... the current succession is as follows:

William, Prince of Wales
George
Charlotte
Louis
Harry, Duke of Sussex
Archie
Lilibet

Correct me if I'm wrong, but Archie is an American citizen ... he qualifies because his mother is an American citizen spent most of her life in the USA ... currently in Santa Barbara I believe, where Lilibet was born ...

Couple of "tragic" accidents and we have an American tax-payer on the English throne ...
 

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