Hooter's restaurants closed

[aaronleland]

Hooters is a business meant for preying on idiots anyways. You wanna grab a meal while staring at half naked women who pretend to give a shit about you? Go to a strip club, and grab a meal while staring at fully naked women who pretend to give a shit about you. Better yet, save some money and eat your chicken wings while staring at your own computer screen. Your life sucks either way.

Last time I ordered anything at a strip club I found a curly hair in my food.

Did you ask for "curly" fries?

I should have thought of that earlier. God, I suck.

 

[defcon4]

Hooters is a business meant for preying on idiots anyways. You wanna grab a meal while staring at half naked women who pretend to give a shit about you? Go to a strip club, and grab a meal while staring at fully naked women who pretend to give a shit about you. Better yet, save some money and eat your chicken wings while staring at your own computer screen. Your life sucks either way.

Last time I ordered anything at a strip club I found a curly hair in my food.

Was it the 70's? Those bushes back then...nope nope nope. lol

I don't know… maybe a nice little bush doesn't hurt..

 

[Roadrunner]

Hooters is a business meant for preying on idiots anyways. You wanna grab a meal while staring at half naked women who pretend to give a shit about you? Go to a strip club, and grab a meal while staring at fully naked women who pretend to give a shit about you. Better yet, save some money and eat your chicken wings while staring at your own computer screen. Your life sucks either way.

Last time I ordered anything at a strip club I found a curly hair in my food.

Was it the 70's? Those bushes back then...nope nope nope. lol

I don't know… maybe a nice little bush doesn't hurt..

Confess your inner hippie; a smothering face-full ain't bad either.

 

[mdk]

Hooters is a business meant for preying on idiots anyways. You wanna grab a meal while staring at half naked women who pretend to give a shit about you? Go to a strip club, and grab a meal while staring at fully naked women who pretend to give a shit about you. Better yet, save some money and eat your chicken wings while staring at your own computer screen. Your life sucks either way.

Last time I ordered anything at a strip club I found a curly hair in my food.

Was it the 70's? Those bushes back then...nope nope nope. lol

I don't know… maybe a nice little bush doesn't hurt..

I get that and all but I shouldn't have to floss my teeth afterwards. lol

 

[Roadrunner]

Hooters is a business meant for preying on idiots anyways. You wanna grab a meal while staring at half naked women who pretend to give a shit about you? Go to a strip club, and grab a meal while staring at fully naked women who pretend to give a shit about you. Better yet, save some money and eat your chicken wings while staring at your own computer screen. Your life sucks either way.

Last time I ordered anything at a strip club I found a curly hair in my food.

Was it the 70's? Those bushes back then...nope nope nope. lol

I don't know… maybe a nice little bush doesn't hurt..

I get that and all but shouldn't have to floss my teeth afterwards. lol

Hippies didn't floss teeth.

 

[Wyatt earp]

WOW. Look at the Beer and popcorn.

That wood paneling on the bar is just awful though.

Damon she is cute, what I would do to be 21 again....

 

[aaronleland]

Hooters is a business meant for preying on idiots anyways. You wanna grab a meal while staring at half naked women who pretend to give a shit about you? Go to a strip club, and grab a meal while staring at fully naked women who pretend to give a shit about you. Better yet, save some money and eat your chicken wings while staring at your own computer screen. Your life sucks either way.

Last time I ordered anything at a strip club I found a curly hair in my food.

Was it the 70's? Those bushes back then...nope nope nope. lol

I don't know… maybe a nice little bush doesn't hurt..

I get that and all but shouldn't have to floss my teeth afterwards. lol

It's always a bad sign when your teeth have lice.

 

[mdk]

Hooters is a business meant for preying on idiots anyways. You wanna grab a meal while staring at half naked women who pretend to give a shit about you? Go to a strip club, and grab a meal while staring at fully naked women who pretend to give a shit about you. Better yet, save some money and eat your chicken wings while staring at your own computer screen. Your life sucks either way.

Last time I ordered anything at a strip club I found a curly hair in my food.

Was it the 70's? Those bushes back then...nope nope nope. lol

I don't know… maybe a nice little bush doesn't hurt..

I get that and all but shouldn't have to floss my teeth afterwards. lol

It's always a bad sign when your teeth have lice.

I read recently that the rate of crabs has dropped considerably due to folks keeping their jazz in order.

 

[Obiwan]

Last time I ordered anything at a strip club I found a curly hair in my food.

Was it the 70's? Those bushes back then...nope nope nope. lol

I don't know… maybe a nice little bush doesn't hurt..

I get that and all but shouldn't have to floss my teeth afterwards. lol

It's always a bad sign when your teeth have lice.

I read recently that the rate of crabs has dropped considerably due to folks keeping their jazz in order.

So do you order the crab plate???

 

[Luddly Neddite]

The OP is not liberal and not male.

And posts really dumb crap.

 

[Obiwan]

The OP is not liberal and not male.

And posts really dumb crap.

Killjoy

 

[defcon4]

Hooters is a business meant for preying on idiots anyways. You wanna grab a meal while staring at half naked women who pretend to give a shit about you? Go to a strip club, and grab a meal while staring at fully naked women who pretend to give a shit about you. Better yet, save some money and eat your chicken wings while staring at your own computer screen. Your life sucks either way.

Last time I ordered anything at a strip club I found a curly hair in my food.

Was it the 70's? Those bushes back then...nope nope nope. lol

I don't know… maybe a nice little bush doesn't hurt..

I get that and all but I shouldn't have to floss my teeth afterwards. lol

You need to practice how to do it. Like when you eat spaghetti with a spoon and a fork? That's a technique to eat spaghetti when you eat something else you need another technique.. work on it, it will pay dividends...

 

[eagle1462010]

The OP is not liberal and not male.

And posts really dumb crap.

 

[mdk]

Was it the 70's? Those bushes back then...nope nope nope. lol

I don't know… maybe a nice little bush doesn't hurt..

I get that and all but shouldn't have to floss my teeth afterwards. lol

It's always a bad sign when your teeth have lice.

I read recently that the rate of crabs has dropped considerably due to folks keeping their jazz in order.

So do you order the crab plate???

lol. No, my body won't allow me to have shellfish. I'll get super ill.

 

[aaronleland]

The OP is not liberal and not male.

And posts really dumb crap.

We are having fun here now. Lighten up, Luddly.

 

[mdk]

I am pretty happy that we turned an otherwise moronic thread premise into something pretty funny.

 

[Obiwan]

I am pretty happy that we turned an otherwise moronic thread premise into something pretty funny.

I agree.. Friday night???

 

[defcon4]

I am pretty happy that we turned an otherwise moronic thread premise into something pretty funny.

I agree.. Friday night???

^^^
I leave that alone…..

 

[bodecea]

All of which begs the question:

Are liberals born insane or is that what happens when they encounter puberty?

I don't know.... Most of the Libs I know hang out at the tittie bar.

I was truly worried! America having a Hooter shortage!

The Tilted Kilt is sort of filling the void.

Yes...they are taking over the "need".

 

[Obiwan]

I am pretty happy that we turned an otherwise moronic thread premise into something pretty funny.

I agree.. Friday night???

^^^
I leave that alone…..