Discussion in 'Humor' started by Zander, Dec 16, 2011.
Post your Holiday jokes and holiday humor here. Hopefully it will brighten your spirits!
Santa visits manifold's house...
Last year I got a sweater for Christmas.
This year I'm hoping for a screamer or a moaner.
Billy wanted to purchase a Christmas gift for his new sweetheart. They had not been going out together for very long. So, after careful consideration, he decided that a pair of gloves would be most appropriate; romantic but not too personal.
He then engaged the help of his sweetheart's younger sister to assist him in choosing an appropriate item; and off they went shopping together. Billy eventually bought a pair of very stylish winter gloves in pale pink and the sister took the opportunity of buying herself a pair of panties from the same store. However, during the wrapping process, the shop assistant mixed up the two items and the sister got the gloves and Billy got the panties.
Without thinking to check the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note :
'I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons down the side, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they are hardly soiled. I asked her to try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I could be there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away, as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year!
Christmas eve at the strollingbones' family abode...
Live at the PC High School Holiday Theater :
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