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Why did you want to get wounded in the first place?Because back then it was almost impossible to get wounded here in America.
Because I liked the look of the holes and the blood. And, I found if I stand in a particular posture on a windy day, the air flowing through the holes would give off a sound very pleasing to me. And because I had multiple holes, I could be a virtual bloody symphony. It's a talent I've honed over the years and I've gotten so proficient at it that I now play local nightclubs and my performances have been very well received. Kind of a local legend in fact.
Wow. A liberal with a sense of humor?
You'll do just fine here.