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    Sophzilla: So bad, yet so good
    08 May 2007
    So bad, yet so good
    I couldn't find a clip of this on YouTube so I'll explain this Saturday Night Live sketch. I haven't heard or seen this in more than 15 years. Even so, the song will pop into my head and linger as an Ohrwurm.

    Garrett Morris plays a guy before the parole board. He's wearing the grey and white striped uniform and hat. He is a model prisoner. He vows that he's reformed, will be a model citizen, can re-enter society, etc. The parole board is very pleased. They are about to grant him parole and he tells them he'd like to sing a song. He launches into this:

    I'm gonna get me a shot gun and kill all the whiteys I see
    I'm gonna get me a shot gun and kill all the whiteys I see
    [can't remember this bit] ... whitey he won't bother me
    I'm gonna get me a shot gun and kill all the whiteys I see

    I'm gonna find me a chick in a navy blue sweater
    I'm gonna find me a chick in a navy blue sweater

    At this point in the song he is hauled off by the prison guards.
     
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    watching the 25 year anniversary tape. too funny
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    Awwwwwwww...shucks.

    Never saw it before. Very funny.
     

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