Forget about "if I ruled the world:" How 'bout if I ruled USMB?

[BDBoop]

You know what sucks? When you open a drawer to get something, and forget what it was before you finish opening said drawer.

Or when you forget HOW to open a drawer?

I hate that.

What's a drawer?

 

[Liability]

You know what sucks? When you open a drawer to get something, and forget what it was before you finish opening said drawer.

Or when you forget HOW to open a drawer?

I hate that.

What's a drawer?

Wait. It's on the tip of my ...

What do you call that thing inside your mouth?

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Or when you forget HOW to open a drawer?

I hate that.

What's a drawer?

Wait. It's on the tip of my ...

What do you call that thing inside your mouth?

Right now? Rum & Coke.

 

[Liability]

What's a drawer?

Wait. It's on the tip of my ...

What do you call that thing inside your mouth?

Right now? Rum & Coke.

That's IT!

It's right on the tip of my rum and coke!

 

[BDBoop]

What's a drawer?

Wait. It's on the tip of my ...

What do you call that thing inside your mouth?

Right now? Rum & Coke.

HEY!! Where's mine?

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Wait. It's on the tip of my ...

What do you call that thing inside your mouth?

Right now? Rum & Coke.

That's IT!

It's right on the tip of my rum and coke!

You owe me a monitor.

And a new Rum & Coke.

 

[BDBoop]

And by the way, Captain Morgan Spiced deserves to be canonized, or somesuch.

 

[BDBoop]

Right now? Rum & Coke.

That's IT!

It's right on the tip of my rum and coke!

You owe me a monitor.

And a new Rum & Coke.

See what happens when you don't share your rum & coke? It's damn near karmic.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Wait. It's on the tip of my ...

What do you call that thing inside your mouth?

Right now? Rum & Coke.

HEY!! Where's mine?

In Syrenn's tavern. Tell them Rat sent you.

 

[BDBoop]

Right now? Rum & Coke.

HEY!! Where's mine?

In Syrenn's tavern. Tell them Rat sent you.

Well, wtf; you know I'll just get there and forget why I'm there, nevermind who sent me.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

And by the way, Captain Morgan Spiced deserves to be canonized, or somesuch.

The Captain will have to wait in line. Mr Myers comes first.

 

[Liability]

Rum.

Pft.

It's "ok" in a pinch.

But I prefer Mr. Walker.