Forget about "if I ruled the world:" How 'bout if I ruled USMB?

[Liability]

IF I ruled this Board, the first thing I would do is --

un-ban all the banned, as a kind of general amnesty.

Re-banning would be a very real possibility, and the fuse would be shorter for some than for others.

The next thing I would do?

Hm....

Probably lock this thread.

 

[Sarah G]

IF I ruled this Board, the first thing I would do is --

un-ban all the banned, as a kind of general amnesty.

Re-banning would be a very real possibility, and the fuse would be shorter for some than for others.

The next thing I would do?

Hm....

Probably lock this thread.

Planning on buying the place?

 

[BDBoop]

"And if I had a million dollars ... I'd be rich."

 

[Liability]

"And if I had a million dollars ... I'd be rich."

Oh no you wouldn't.

You forgot about the subtle taxation policies of the confiscatory government.

If you had a million dollars, dear lady: you'd OWE money!

 

[Liability]

IF I ruled this Board, the first thing I would do is --

un-ban all the banned, as a kind of general amnesty.

Re-banning would be a very real possibility, and the fuse would be shorter for some than for others.

The next thing I would do?

Hm....

Probably lock this thread.

Planning on buying the place?

oh, HELL no.

 

[Sarah G]

IF I ruled this Board, the first thing I would do is --

un-ban all the banned, as a kind of general amnesty.

Re-banning would be a very real possibility, and the fuse would be shorter for some than for others.

The next thing I would do?

Hm....

Probably lock this thread.

Planning on buying the place?

oh, HELL no.

I wouldn't either.

 

[Sarah G]

Question is, would you make Mal a maude?

 

[PoliticalChic]

IF I ruled this Board, the first thing I would do is --

un-ban all the banned, as a kind of general amnesty.

Re-banning would be a very real possibility, and the fuse would be shorter for some than for others.

The next thing I would do?

Hm....

Probably lock this thread.

No ring-kissing, I hope!

 

[Liability]

Question is, would you make Mal a maude?

I'd send mal to a re-education camp.

Camp Obama.

 

[Liability]

IF I ruled this Board, the first thing I would do is --

un-ban all the banned, as a kind of general amnesty.

Re-banning would be a very real possibility, and the fuse would be shorter for some than for others.

The next thing I would do?

Hm....

Probably lock this thread.

No ring-kissing, I hope!

None tolerated.

I don't wear jewelry (except for the wedding ring, and my wife would not permit it to be kissed.)

 

[BDBoop]

"And if I had a million dollars ... I'd be rich."

Oh no you wouldn't.

You forgot about the subtle taxation policies of the confiscatory government.

If you had a million dollars, dear lady: you'd OWE money!

I know. But the song is stuck in my head. It should be more like "If I had a hundredmillondollars - I'd be rich."

........ shit, that doesn't work either.

Fuck it.

What was the question?

 

[Liability]

"And if I had a million dollars ... I'd be rich."

Oh no you wouldn't.

You forgot about the subtle taxation policies of the confiscatory government.

If you had a million dollars, dear lady: you'd OWE money!

I know. But the song is stuck in my head. It should be more like "If I had a hundredmillondollars - I'd be rich."

........ shit, that doesn't work either.

Fuck it.

What was the question?

I dunno. I wasn't listening.

 

[BDBoop]

Oh no you wouldn't.

You forgot about the subtle taxation policies of the confiscatory government.

If you had a million dollars, dear lady: you'd OWE money!

I know. But the song is stuck in my head. It should be more like "If I had a hundredmillondollars - I'd be rich."

........ shit, that doesn't work either.

Fuck it.

What was the question?

I dunno. I wasn't listening.

/snort

Dude. Ya started the thread.

Fine.

//scrolls up

Okay - um. Amnesty is good.

 

[Liability]

I know. But the song is stuck in my head. It should be more like "If I had a hundredmillondollars - I'd be rich."

........ shit, that doesn't work either.

Fuck it.

What was the question?

I dunno. I wasn't listening.

/snort

Dude. Ya started the thread.

Fine.

//scrolls up

Okay - um. Amnesty is good.

Amnesty?

Is that like when you get hit on the noggin and develop CRS?

 

[BDBoop]

Yes.

No.

Maybe.

Okay - no. But let all the banned back in, I would do that.

 

[BDBoop]

You know what sucks? When you open a drawer to get something, and forget what it was before you finish opening said drawer.

 

[Liability]

You know what sucks? When you open a drawer to get something, and forget what it was before you finish opening said drawer.

Or when you forget HOW to open a drawer?

I hate that.

 

[Sarah G]

I dunno. I wasn't listening.

/snort

Dude. Ya started the thread.

Fine.

//scrolls up

Okay - um. Amnesty is good.

Amnesty?

Is that like when you get hit on the noggin and develop CRS?

No no no.. Did somebody hit you on the head or something?

 

[Liability]

/snort

Dude. Ya started the thread.

Fine.

//scrolls up

Okay - um. Amnesty is good.

Amnesty?

Is that like when you get hit on the noggin and develop CRS?

No no no.. Did somebody hit you on the head or something?

I can't recall.

But I do have a big lump there.

 

[Ringel05]

If I ruled the USMB..... Oh wait.......
(Shucks, still don't....... Time for plan X...... Pinky! Over here!)