Forget about "if I ruled the world:" How 'bout if I ruled USMB?

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  1. Liability
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    IF I ruled this Board, the first thing I would do is --

    un-ban all the banned, as a kind of general amnesty.

    Re-banning would be a very real possibility, and the fuse would be shorter for some than for others.

    The next thing I would do?

    Hm....

    Probably lock this thread. :D
     
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    Planning on buying the place?
     
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    "And if I had a million dollars ... I'd be rich."
     
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    Oh no you wouldn't.

    You forgot about the subtle taxation policies of the confiscatory government.

    If you had a million dollars, dear lady: you'd OWE money!
     
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    oh, HELL no.
     
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    :D I wouldn't either.
     
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    Question is, would you make Mal a maude?
     
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    No ring-kissing, I hope!
     
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    I'd send mal to a re-education camp.

    Camp Obama.

    :D
     
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    None tolerated.

    I don't wear jewelry (except for the wedding ring, and my wife would not permit it to be kissed.)
     

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