Federal Government will make death MANDATORY at age 65

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    We are the last generations to know our grandparents, as grandparents will be a thing of the past.

    As we all know, the Federal government will mandate that all individuals must die within 24 months, after reaching age 65. If they are unable to die on their own during that time frame, they will be euthanized (at the taxpayer's expense).

    All money that has been saved in retirement plans, will go to the Federal Government at the time of death, to help pay off the Federal debt.

    Any questions?
     
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    I can get rid of my mother-in-law now?

    This is a bad thing?
     
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    It's not that you can get rid of her...it's that you will be required to get rid of her.

    It will be a federal crime to be over the age of 67.
     
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    Does this mean that they will guarantee you to live to become age 65? Inquiring minds want to know...
     
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    Of course...it's know by all liberals and leftists...Washington will designate what areas of the country are designated death zones...

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    Elders have 24 hours to report to a Disintegration station

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    The elders only hope is to elect Spock in 2012 to destroy the Disintegration stations and force the government to face the horror of REAL deficits...

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    Sweet.

    Sorry babe, law says I gotta get rid of your mom.
     
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    Many losers in my town at grandparents at the age of 30. No biggie for them.

    I'm not sure I want to see what the country looks like when I'm 65. So scary.
     
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