Federal Government will make death MANDATORY at age 65

[xotoxi]

We are the last generations to know our grandparents, as grandparents will be a thing of the past.

As we all know, the Federal government will mandate that all individuals must die within 24 months, after reaching age 65. If they are unable to die on their own during that time frame, they will be euthanized (at the taxpayer's expense).

All money that has been saved in retirement plans, will go to the Federal Government at the time of death, to help pay off the Federal debt.

Any questions?

 

[xotoxi]

 

[RadiomanATL]

I can get rid of my mother-in-law now?

This is a bad thing?

 

[xotoxi]

I can get rid of my mother-in-law now?

This is a bad thing?

It's not that you can get rid of her...it's that you will be required to get rid of her.

It will be a federal crime to be over the age of 67.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Federal Government will make death MANDATORY at age 65

Does this mean that they will guarantee you to live to become age 65? Inquiring minds want to know...

 

[Bfgrn]

We are the last generations to know our grandparents, as grandparents will be a thing of the past.

As we all know, the Federal government will mandate that all individuals must die within 24 months, after reaching age 65. If they are unable to die on their own during that time frame, they will be euthanized (at the taxpayer's expense).

All money that has been saved in retirement plans, will go to the Federal Government at the time of death, to help pay off the Federal debt.

Any questions?

Of course...it's know by all liberals and leftists...Washington will designate what areas of the country are designated death zones...

Elders have 24 hours to report to a Disintegration station

The elders only hope is to elect Spock in 2012 to destroy the Disintegration stations and force the government to face the horror of REAL deficits...

 

[RadiomanATL]

I can get rid of my mother-in-law now?

This is a bad thing?

It's not that you can get rid of her...it's that you will be required to get rid of her.

It will be a federal crime to be over the age of 67.

Sweet.

Sorry babe, law says I gotta get rid of your mom.

 

[chanel]

Many losers in my town at grandparents at the age of 30. No biggie for them.

I'm not sure I want to see what the country looks like when I'm 65. So scary.

 

[JimH52]

xot, this is the biggest lie that has been continually passing through my Inbox. This is just another republican attempt to kill health care reform and slam Obama. Here is the truth:

In WSJ , serial health care misinformer McCaughey at it again | Media Matters for America

 

[RadiomanATL]

xot, this is the biggest lie that has been continually passing through my Inbox. This is just another republican attempt to kill health care reform and slam Obama. Here is the truth:

In WSJ , serial health care misinformer McCaughey at it again | Media Matters for America

I like xot's version better.

 

[Bfgrn]

I can get rid of my mother-in-law now?

This is a bad thing?

You've GOTTA hear this...(warning: adult language)

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fN0RSpCByU]YouTube - The Jerky Boys - Cremation Services[/ame]

 

[Diuretic]

Life imitates art - "Wild in the Streets"

Anyway it takes the randomness away X

 

[Political Junky]

xot, this is the biggest lie that has been continually passing through my Inbox. This is just another republican attempt to kill health care reform and slam Obama. Here is the truth:

In WSJ , serial health care misinformer McCaughey at it again | Media Matters for America

 

[xotoxi]

Elders have 24 hours to report to a Disintegration station

What is the penalty if they don't report?

Waterboarding?

 

[random3434]

Elders have 24 hours to report to a Disintegration station

What is the penalty if they don't report?

Waterboarding?

No, they have to watch "Cocoon" in a continues 24 hour loop until they off themselves!

 

[random3434]

[/QUOTE]

That guy next to Spock is saying, "Is that a gun in your hand or are you just glad to see me?"

 

[hjmick]

OH SHIT!

 

[Zoom-boing]

That guy next to Spock is saying, "Is that a gun in your hand or are you just glad to see me?"

Speaking of gay -- those hats are are definitely gay.

 

[random3434]

That guy next to Spock is saying, "Is that a gun in your hand or are you just glad to see me?"

Speaking of gay -- those hats are are definitely gay.

Phallic Symbol be thy name!

 

[Zoom-boing]

That guy next to Spock is saying, "Is that a gun in your hand or are you just glad to see me?"

Speaking of gay -- those hats are are definitely gay.

Phallic Symbol be thy name!

Those hats look like pointy condoms on their heads!