The only real way the border problem can be solved, otherwise, it will continue

[Votto]

Biden, Abbott To Face Off In Wheelchair Joust To The Death
U.S.·Jan 25, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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EAGLE PASS, TX — With tension still growing in the ongoing standoff between the state of Texas and the federal government, word broke today that both sides had agreed to settle the conflict by having President Joe Biden and Governor Greg Abbott face off in a wheelchair joust to the death.
In the latest attempt to avoid full-scale hostilities, the two sides chose to follow the age-old tradition of having each side choose a hero to compete in winner-take-all one-on-one combat.
"Wheelchairs! At dawn!" Governor Abbott was heard shouting after a tense phone call with President Biden. "We will settle this in the old way. You and me. The victor shall rule the border. When you hear the sound of my wheels drawing near, you will know it is the sound of your impending doom."


The White House confirmed reports that the duel would take place. "The president is ready," said history-making black and gay Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who is black and gay. "Though he is still mostly capable of walking, from a mental standpoint, he has been ready to use a wheelchair for several years. We are confident in his victory."
Historians reported that the ancient practice of wheelchair jousts to the death dates back to the Bronze Age, with Nebuchadnezzar II meeting Pharaoh Necho II on the battlefield of Carchemish. "This was the standard means of settling conflicts for many centuries," one researcher said. "It's exciting to see it brought back to prominence."
At publishing time, the White House refused to comment on rumors that the duel would be delayed due to President Biden's inability to learn how to use a wheelchair.

Just kidding, Biden will send out 18 year old children to die during the next Civil war like tyrants always do at war time.

 

[1srelluc]

The champions for each side should fight it out.

 

[wamose]

Trump is the solution. Back to MAGA.

 

[toobfreak]

Biden, Abbott To Face Off In Wheelchair Joust To The Death

That ain't going to happen so I still like my idea of landmines, mini guns, and alligators.

 

[White 6]

Biden, Abbott To Face Off In Wheelchair Joust To The Death
U.S.·Jan 25, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
Click here to view this article with reduced ads.

EAGLE PASS, TX — With tension still growing in the ongoing standoff between the state of Texas and the federal government, word broke today that both sides had agreed to settle the conflict by having President Joe Biden and Governor Greg Abbott face off in a wheelchair joust to the death.
In the latest attempt to avoid full-scale hostilities, the two sides chose to follow the age-old tradition of having each side choose a hero to compete in winner-take-all one-on-one combat.
"Wheelchairs! At dawn!" Governor Abbott was heard shouting after a tense phone call with President Biden. "We will settle this in the old way. You and me. The victor shall rule the border. When you hear the sound of my wheels drawing near, you will know it is the sound of your impending doom."


The White House confirmed reports that the duel would take place. "The president is ready," said history-making black and gay Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who is black and gay. "Though he is still mostly capable of walking, from a mental standpoint, he has been ready to use a wheelchair for several years. We are confident in his victory."
Historians reported that the ancient practice of wheelchair jousts to the death dates back to the Bronze Age, with Nebuchadnezzar II meeting Pharaoh Necho II on the battlefield of Carchemish. "This was the standard means of settling conflicts for many centuries," one researcher said. "It's exciting to see it brought back to prominence."
At publishing time, the White House refused to comment on rumors that the duel would be delayed due to President Biden's inability to learn how to use a wheelchair.

Just kidding, Biden will send out 18 year old children to die during the next Civil war like tyrants always do at war time.

APP News, dateline, Tallahassee, Fl, 1/26 2024. 9.15am In further news, on the crisis, and seeking a permanent natural solution short of civil war, a statement was released by failed presidential candidate, Gov. Ron DeSantis, saying Florida supports Texas effort to reduce illegal immigration at the Rio Grande, and to that end Florida, with complete approval of Texas Gov. Abbott, will be supplying by modified buses, up to 3,000/month of next 3 months, Florida alligators taken from residential waterways and catchment pools, and golf courses, along with a significant number of Florida Fish and Game "No Swimming, Alligators present" signs. The alligators upon capture and before transport are to have subcutaneous slow release appetite stimulant capsule, along with a slow release animal Viagra capsule developed by a team of Trump scientist. A portly former president upon hearing the news outside his New York civil trial, related to rape allegations, was quoted say "Works for me." "Ron will send only the best Florida alligators."