~Father O'Malley~

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    An Irish priest was transferred to Texas.
    Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning.
    It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish.
    He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.
    He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.
    He promptly called the local police station......
    The conversation went like this:
    ''Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?''
    ''And the best of the day to yerself.. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead on me front lawn."
    Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, ''Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!''

    There was dead silence on the line for a moment...........................................
    Then Father O'Malley replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.''
     

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