Zone1 Every morning when I wake up

[Persuader]

I weep for about 5 mins because of what has and is happening to America.

Then I have a cup of Cafe De Monde french market coffee and I am good to go.

 

[rightwinger]

The moment I wake up
Before I put on my makeup
I say a little prayer for you…

 

[JGalt]

I weep for about 5 mins because of what has and is happening to America.

Then I have a cup of Cafe De Monde french market coffee and I am good to go.

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I hear ya, bro. Every morning I curse at the TV for 5 minutes.

Then I drive a couple miles up the road, wiping the tears from my eyes so I don't run over another deer like I did last year. There I stop at a little store to eat one of their 4" biscuits with sausage, egg, and cheese with Tabasco sauce and a packet of Hidden Valley ranch dressing thet they never charge me for. I get so choked up that I have to wash it down with a Monster Energy Juice.

But only the Pacific Punch, the can with the mermaid on it. She has nice chest bumps. And when they run out of those, I feel like cursing at them for 5 minutes. But I don't because they're nice people and they make my morning sammiches.

 

[deannalw]

EVERY morning?

Bummer.

 

[JGalt]

The moment I wake up
Before I put on my makeup
I say a little prayer for you…

Oh how original.

 

[WinterBorn]

I weep for about 5 mins because of what has and is happening to America.

Then I have a cup of Cafe De Monde french market coffee and I am good to go.

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Skip the crying and go straight for that delicious coffee!!

We leave Wednesday for New Orleans. Can't wait to visit Cafe' Du Monde.

 

[whitehall]

I weep when I think about drinking french coffee first thing in the morning.

 

[Hossfly]

When I wake up in the morning I take a dump Then I get out of bed and brush my dentures.