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    On his 74th birthday, a man received a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation. The medicine man was rumoured to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.

    After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man, all the time wondering what was to come.

    The old medicine man slowly and methodically produced a potion, which he handed to the 74 year-old.

    With a grip on his shoulder, the medicine man warned, "This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3'. When you do that, you will become manlier than you have ever been in your life and you will be able to perform as long as you want."

    The old man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"

    "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" the medicine man responded. " But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

    The old man was very eager to see if the potion worked, so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.

    When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men.

    His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

    And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition - or one will end up with a dangling participle!
     
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    Erectile dysfunction, or ED, can be a total inability to achieve erection, an inconsistent ability to do so, or a tendency to sustain only brief erections. These variations make defining ED and estimating its incidence difficult. Estimates range from 15 million to 30 million, depending on the definition used. According to the National Ambulatory Medical Care Survey (NAMCS), for every 1,000 men in the United States, 7.7 physician office visits were made for ED in 1985. By 1999, that rate had nearly tripled to 22.3.
     
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    I think it's interesting that erectile dysfunction comes Up so often around here...

    I think the problem is 80% inspiration and 20% perspiration...
     
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    THAT is a brillant joke.
     
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    editec Mr. Forgot-it-All

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    You don't suppose age might have something to do with it, do you?

    You will.
     

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