Condoms

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    A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the Boy asks, 'What are these, Dad?'
    To which the man matter-of-factly replies, 'Those are called condoms, son.
    Men use them to have safe sex.'' Oh I see,' replied the boy.' Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school.'

    He looks over the display and picks up a Package of 3 and asks, 'Why are there 3 in this package?'

    The dad replies, 'Those are for high school boys,
    one for Friday,
    one for Saturday,
    and one For Sunday.



    'Cool' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks,
    'Then who are these for?'

    Those are for college men,' the dad answers,
    'TWO for Friday,
    TWO for Saturday ,
    TWO for Sunday.'

    'WOW!' exclaimed the boy,
    'then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a 12 Pack.

    With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,
    'Those are for Married men.

    One for January,
    one for February,
    one for March........'
     
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