DOCTOR: HEALTH AUTHORITIES COVERING UP EBOLA-LIKE CASES IN U.S.

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Come on what?

The other diseases never made inroads in this country, but ebola?

I would just like the general public to see the ebola hype for the scare tactic it is.

 

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TARD: I went to Pluto and ate dinner with Queen Elizabeth there.

SKEPTIC: I doubt this.

TARD: You have no evidence I didn't!

The Queen only entertains guests while on a planet so I know Tard's claim is false.