Derby Demonology

Abishai100

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This Kentucky Derby political-intrigue tale I wrote was inspired by the culture-daydream films National Velvet and The Terrorist and is meant to raise the question, "Why do human beings always think about ethics troubles in civilization-symbolic environments?"

Let's hope 'TrumpUSA' does not create the same kind of 'comic book cynicism' that Reaganomics created.

In fact, I'd like to believe Trump's casino-centric America will generate some 'dog-gone storytelling.'



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John and Gary were very different. One was an ex-IRA man now working for the CIA as an intelligence-operative in Moscow, trying to fight the Russian mafia and doing so rather valiantly. The other was a corrupt LAPD officer involved in labyrinths of drugs, extortion, and political corruption. John was the good guy, and Gary was the evildoer. John dabbled in chess, while Gary dabbled in amateur hitman work (exterminating drug-dealers who threatened his 'criminal enterprises'). John and Gary were about to cross paths and in the most unlikely of places --- the Kentucky Derby!

Gary was sent on a special 'mission' to the Kentucky Derby; he was to carry a large amount of opium and cocaine for a special Scandinavian who came to the USA to watch the cherished American horse-race at Churchill Downs while conducting some black market munitions business for the Middle Eastern terrorist group ISIS. John was sent to the Kentucky Derby too to investigate the possible 'corruption' associated with the visit of this mysterious Scandinavian 'patron' of Churchill Downs. John carried his silencer-pistol (as always), and Gary carried with him his magnum (as usual).

At the Derby, John met a beautiful woman named Sandy who was particularly charming and gracious-looking, but he feared he had no time to court her (but he just couldn't keep his eyes off her). Gary noticed Sandy too, and he also noticed John watching her. John looked out-of-place to the cold-hearted but calculating Gary, who immediately suspected he was sent by the FBI or CIA to investigate the dealings of the Scandinavian patron with whom Gary planned to do some easy and profitable business with, so Gary started following John and Sandy around at Churchill Downs.

John couldn't resist trying to talk to Sandy so he started walking towards her, but as he got nearer, he noticed the strange-looking Gary walking towards her too. John immediately sensed Gary did not seem like a virtuous fellow and even suspected he was possibly carrying a weapon and was perhaps connected to the Scandinavian visitor the CIA was investigating. John quickly pulled out his silencer-pistol and twirled right around Sandy so she didn't notice him and swung his gun out and shot Gary in the chest and carried him to the bathroom as if he was drunk and passing out. In the bathroom, John questioned Gary.

JOHN: You were sent here to do business with our common unethical Scandinavian friend?
GARY: You guessed it, my valiant friend!
JOHN: So I assume these dealings are drug-related.
GARY: Drugs, guns, and perhaps more.
JOHN: Were you giving him anything special (a package, a message, etc.)?
GARY: Why should I tell you?
JOHN: C'mon man, you're dying in this bathroom. Salvage some dignity and help civilians.
GARY: You were following that lovely girl, weren't you?
JOHN: Maybe. What's that to you?
GARY: You tell me, and I'll tell you.
JOHN: Why do criminals always sound like 'mad scientists'?
GARY: Life is an experiment, my friend.
JOHN: I want to believe you're dying now, so you can contemplate the sanity of confession.
GARY: Maybe.
JOHN: Close enough. If I meet that girl, I'll retire peacefully and try not to remember our bathroom meeting.
GARY: Forget me.
JOHN: Alright.

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The Money Pit


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GOD: People like cruise-ship vacations.
SATAN: It's nice to be on the water and enjoy the amenities of a hotel experience.
GOD: On such a vacation, it's easier to forget the worldly bureaucracy of 'office stagnation.'
SATAN: Yes, you're not thinking so much about how deference to your boss is both mandatory and suffocating.
GOD: In older times, jesters and serfs made jokes about the monotonousness of submitting to an ornate monarchy.
SATAN: That's correct. In general, human beings are not huge fans of serfdom and servitude.
GOD: Service is honor, but labor is always fatiguing.
SATAN: Yes, and people work so someday they can retire comfortably without thinking about labor...
GOD: Jesus of Nazareth talked about the value of teamwork and friendship.
SATAN: Yes, and he was crucified for his beliefs in the sanctity of 'private dignity.'
GOD: Modern-age civilization-symbolic companies such as Microsoft help people evaluate division of labor.
SATAN: Profit-sharing is a big trend in modern age mercantile organizations/companies such as Microsoft.
GOD: The culture of consumerism exposes people to the cuisines of all nations (e.g., Chinatown), which facilitates teamwork.
SATAN: People appreciate films such as Coming to America and Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps.
GOD: Perhaps the real test of humanity is determining the intellectual value of ideologies regarding 'election.'
SATAN: Everyone feels they deserve redemption (even criminals)...
GOD: When First World powers become corrupt (e.g., Great Britain), people become sensitive about civics.
SATAN: Maybe the fortune-themed Kentucky Derby (horse-race) can promote 'pro-populism media' (e.g., ESPN).

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Campus Crusade: Chemistry


What is 'in-bounds' for modern age consumerism culture (e.g., Starbucks) parodies?


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A Lithuanian vigilante named Oliver Queen (aka, 'Green Arrow') was monitoring campus vicinity activity near Wharton (UPenn). Arrow encountered Tom Cruise who was in town giving a lecture on media-marketing of Scientology-related intellectualism/culture-politics (e.g., Dianetics) at the Wharton auditorium in the autumn of 2017. Cruise had assumed the 'eco-reoriented' American superhero 'alias-identity' 'Green Lantern,' carrying green-tinted flashlights as testaments to environmentalism activism and was talking about the compatibility between Scientology and eco-consciousness.

Arrow and Lantern made a handsome duo on that Wharton campus that autumn, and a strange visitor named Doctor Strange visited Wharton at the same time and made giant holography-projections of race-killing images (e.g., Ku Klux Klan) on the center yard of the Wharton. Arrow and Lantern immediately flashed to the scene and engaged the confounding Doctor Strange. Lantern shined his green flashlight into Doctor Strange's eyes, while Arrow shot neon-plastic arrows all around Doctor Strange's head as a gesture of eco-hypocrisy sarcasm, and Doctor Strange was startled. He surrendered, and Lantern-Arrow made headlines as America's new 'angels' and were both awarded social-outreach tenure-honorary think-tank positions at the History Department of Yale University, another prestigious 'Ivy League' school.

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Wharton


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The Athlete: Gladiator


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TOM CRUISE: Americans love televised sports (e.g., ESPN).
KATIE HOLMES: Notre Dame has a lucrative college football broadcasting contract (timeless) with NBC.

STEVE JOBS: Steroids controversy has marred sales of baseball cards (e.g., Barry Bonds).
ANNE HATHAWAY: The Enron scandal changed the way society looked at consumerism traffic.

TOM CRUISE: The Super Bowl generates a lot of ratings-revenue for its colorful ads and Hafltime Show.
KATIE HOLMES: It's a Starbucks World.

STEVE JOBS: I like how high school competitive sports impacts 'competition culture.'
ANNE HATHAWAY: There are very nice team uniforms which, like school uniforms, create 'fraternity consciousness.'

TOM CRUISE: I'm glad I made the film Jerry Maguire (about a sports-agent).
KATIE HOLMES: There's also Blue Chips and The Program.

STEVE JOBS: I'd like to see a sociological analysis of American comic book adapted films.
ANNE HATHAWAY: Well, those films (e.g., Iron Man) do present social images of 'outstanding evolution.'

TOM CRUISE: I sometimes sense distinct 'pseudo-Nazi overtones' in sports-hysteria culture (e.g., Olympics Dream Team).
KATIE HOLMES: It's funny how socialism creates strange 'historianship shadows' over competitive arenas...

STEVE JOBS: Sports-betting (e.g., Kentucky Derby) is popular in sports, since it caters to 'roulette imagination.'
ANNE HATHAWAY: People want greatness in every generation.

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