Dennis Miller game

[yorker]

Here is a game we can all play. Add the caption. I'll go first.

Customers for the new Bill Clinton book were perplexed that some of the pages were stuck together.

 

[HGROKIT]

look, it's bigger than I thought!

 

[yorker]

One of the perks to being Vice President is you get to cut to the head of the line
at the annual White House Summer Picnic on the South Lawn

 

[HGROKIT]

damn fiber, always hits when you least expect it.

 

[Jackass]

Oh please...dont squirt out. Must squeeze...squeeze.

 

[Tippy Toes]

Happy, happy, joy, joy! (Clinton)

Just trying to keep in shape! (Cheney)

 

[nycflasher]

"And chico, if anything happens to that buy-money, y pobrecito... my boss is gonna stick your heads up your a**es faster than a rabbit gets f***ed!"

 

[nycflasher]

"Imagine how much pussy i can get with ten million dollars..."- Clinton

President... I mean Vice President, Dick Cheney, proves to the crowd that the ticker is still working.

 

[Dan]

Tonight on Candid Camera: watch as Ahmin, our resident Middle Eastern woman, convinces innocent customers that she's planted a dirty bomb into one of the books in this display!

 

[Dan]

"Oh, shit, I think I got on the wrong plane again. Hey, brownie, is that a bomb in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Heh heh, right guys? OH GOD!" *BOOM*