Deep Thoughts

[Shadow]

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

 

[Shadow]

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

 

[Shadow]

If you add your username to your ignore list, would you not be able to read your own posts?

 

[Care4all]

stay off the bottle shadow! you've hit 'when'!

 

[Shadow]

stay off the bottle shadow! you've hit 'when'!

I wish LOL

 

[Shadow]

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

 

[Shadow]

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?

 

[hortysir]

If you add your username to your ignore list, would you not be able to read your own posts?

Why is there a permanent press setting on my iron?

 

[hortysir]

If you add your username to your ignore list, would you not be able to read your own posts?

vBulletin Message

We can't help you ignore yourself.
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[Shadow]

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

 

[Foxfyre]

Never mind that. I still fret when I book a non stop flight. Think about it.....a non stop flight.

It brings back visions of Charlie on the MTA:

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[Rat in the Hat]

If a mime gets shot in a forest, and no one is around, does he still make a death rattle???

 

[Shadow]

Is there another word for synonym?

 

[Foxfyre]

Isn't it an oxymoron to put something in the REfrigerator that had not been frigerated before?

 

[California Girl]

How come vanilla ice cream is white when vanilla pods are dark brown?

 

[FuelRod]

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

 

[FuelRod]

Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

 

[Shadow]

Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?

 

[Shadow]

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

 

[hortysir]

Why do we call it a hot water heater?
Ya don't have to heat hot water.....