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    Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
     
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    If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
     
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    If you add your username to your ignore list, would you not be able to read your own posts?
     
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    stay off the bottle shadow! you've hit 'when'! :rofl:
     
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    I wish LOL
     
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    Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? :lol:
     
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    Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
     
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    Why is there a permanent press setting on my iron?
     
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    If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
     

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