Date Tomorrow: Please help!

[Mr. P]

Side note - slip the host at Olive Garden a mickey- er- I mean Twenty, and make sure you get a 'booth' - not a table out in the open. You'll already feel conspicuous enough without having to be surrounded by other people and their conversations.

Get a booth...it'll give you at least a couple 'walls' to help you focus on her breast..er..dammit..I mean 'her conversation'.



But I'm serious about the booth.

A booth is good...Much more private than the middle of the room at a table..yuck....

 

[Zhukov]

Can someone please advise me how to act? Guys, girls, any advice will do.

Just whip it out man. They love that.

And zhuke, if you're feeling Yoda-y, I know there's only do or do not. There is no try.

No more training do you require. Already know you that which you need.

 

[Abbey Normal]

you are soooo sweet...can I give ya a kiss on the cheek? :tng:


Just kidding...you being a attorney and I just a retired Law Enforcement Officer...would not work out...but ya are still a cute one!

Those mixed relationships are tough, aren't they?

 

[Abbey Normal]

Just whip it out man. They love that.No more training do you require. Already know you that which you need.

Z, I think I am responsible for all the Yoda comments. Sorry! :fifty:

 

[archangel]

Those mixed relationships are tough, aren't they?

My ex was a singer..and kept trying to sneak into the house all that funny smelling smoking stuff...me being a Narcotics officer and all it was a difficult situation to say the least..then I got smart...outta boing sorta speak and gave her the walking papers! Life can be testing and kinda funny too!
:scratch:

 

[Bonnie]

D Get a booth...it'll give you at least a couple 'walls' to help you focus on her breast..er..dammit..I mean 'her conversation'.

You mean her eyes right Darin??

 

[Said1]

Just whip it out man. They love that.

Someone did that to me in the laundry room where I used to live. Let's just say I didn't ask for his phone number.

 

[GotZoom]

You mean her eyes right Darin??

Absolutely...I can say with all confidence that he would focus on her beautiful pair of nicely rounded, well shaped, lively, enticingly natural.....eyes.

 

[archangel]

Just whip it out man. They love that.

Someone did that to me in the laundry room where I used to live. Let's just say I didn't ask for his phone number.

ya should have sprayed a little bleeech(pun) on his testicles...snow white sorta thingee....hey you guys are starting to be fun...some in here have a real ego problem!

 

[dmp]

Absolutely...I can say with all confidence that he would focus on her beautiful pair of nicely rounded, well shaped, lively, enticingly natural.....eyes.

can 'eyes' be 'perky'??

 

[Mr. P]

...some in here have a real ego problem!

No shit!...It's worse than that. IMO

 

[archangel]

No shit!...It's worse than that. IMO

I have been chastized in here more than anytime in my life...not that it has effected my outlook on life mind ya...I just consider the source...I'm a really fun guy and have strong opinions....but in here that does not seem to matter..just go along with the program or "F' ya...NOT..this is not my nature I will dish it out and sometimes take it...if I am in the mood....LOL :teeth:

 

[dmp]

Don't be nosey, or aggressive.

Do be a good listener, a good conversationalist, keep the chatter light hearted, have good manners, and for god sake if you really like her let her know and make another date with her before you say good night because of she's a catch you want to pin her down before she makes plans with someone else. Have fun!!

Great advice; I could just listen to you for hours bonnie - we sure carry conversations well. I love our light-hearted banter...

'hubba-hubba'

 

[Mr. P]

I have been chastized in here more than anytime in my life...not that it has effected my outlook on life mind ya...I just consider the source...I'm a really fun guy and have strong opinions....but in here that does not seem to matter..just go along with the program or "F' ya...NOT..this is not my nature I will dish it out and sometimes take it...if I am in the mood....LOL :teeth:

It's a cyber chat board, Arch..
Anything goes..no matter the rules..Some here are honest sincere folks...But, Thick skin and awareness of what's around ya, are always key.

 

[archangel]

It's a cyber chat board, Arch..
Anything goes..no matter the rules..Some here are honest sincere folks...But, Thick skin and awareness of what's around ya, are always key.

if I am in the mood....I could care less as to Cyber stuff...I will state my opinion and move on if the core is so childish as to think I am impressed so easily with their rhetoric....then again sometimes they can strike a funny bone in my core and I will stick around for the entertainment value....lol

 

[Bonnie]

Just whip it out man. They love that.No more training do you require. Already know you that which you need.

Boy you must be a fun first date...???<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZSXXXXXX42US' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/11/11_14_12.gif' alt='' border=0></a>
j/k Z

 

[Mr. P]

Boy you must be a fun first date...???<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZSXXXXXX42US' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/11/11_14_12.gif' alt='' border=0></a>
j/k Z

She is...I mean Z is,, nevermind..

 

[no1tovote4]

Great advice; I could just listen to you for hours bonnie - we sure carry conversations well. I love our light-hearted banter...

'hubba-hubba'

Wow. Your desperation almost makes you look, well... desperate...

(Did you see that, threw him a curve there!)

 

[rtwngAvngr]

Someone did that to me in the laundry room where I used to live. Let's just say I didn't ask for his phone number.

"Dear Penthouse,

One always believes these letters are made up, until it actually happens...."

 

[Said1]

"Dear Penthouse,

One always believes these letters are made up, until it actually happens...."

Not that time, however, there was this one time............... :halo: