BEST. POLITICAL. AD. Ever!

[WaitingFor2020]

Paid for by Robert Francis O'Rourke who likes to dress up as an Illegal

So tell us, how do you dress up as an illegal?

It’s not easy...
First you must give yourself a wetback name like Beto...then you must smell like a cross between Modello, Tapatio and asshole.

Ted's first name is Rafael, asshole.
What does that make him?
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Ted doesn’t play the “wetbacks first” bullshit or pretend to be a partial wetback.

No, he pretends to be a Christian.
He pretends to be insulted by Trump's smear of his wife in The Enquirer.
Then drops down on his knees and buries his face in Trump's open fly.
So would you if you had the chance
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[WaitingFor2020]

Why do leftists not have a sense of humor?

Name 5 top well-known comedians who are righties?
Ready? Go!

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Give up?
Now I'll name 5 top well know comedians who are lefties:
Stephen Colbert
Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Kimmel
Chris Rock
Lewis Black
Larry Wilmore
Bill Maher
John Oliver
Seth Myers
Louis C. K.
Jerry Seinfeld
Conan O'Brien
Jim Carrey
Jon Stewart
Sarah Silverman
Amy Schumer
Steven Wright

Oh, did I go over five?

Why do rightwing assholes not have a sense of humor?
If they did, they'd have comedians.

Oh, wait!
Has-been, alcoholic washed up Dennis Miller.
He's a rightie.
There you go.
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Classless lowlife pukes tend to be quite funny.....classless lowlife pukes tend to be Liberal....TA-DA!

Classless lowlife pukes write posts like that ^^^^^ because they can't list one single right wing comedian.
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[Marion Morrison]

Why do leftists not have a sense of humor?

Name 5 top well-known comedians who are righties?
Ready? Go!

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Give up?
Now I'll name 5 top well know comedians who are lefties:
Stephen Colbert
Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Kimmel
Chris Rock
Lewis Black
Larry Wilmore
Bill Maher
John Oliver
Seth Myers
Louis C. K.
Jerry Seinfeld
Conan O'Brien
Jim Carrey
Jon Stewart
Sarah Silverman
Amy Schumer
Steven Wright

Oh, did I go over five?

Why do rightwing assholes not have a sense of humor?
If they did, they'd have comedians.

Oh, wait!
Has-been, alcoholic washed up Dennis Miller.
He's a rightie.
There you go.
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.
..

Classless lowlife pukes tend to be quite funny.....classless lowlife pukes tend to be Liberal....TA-DA!

Classless lowlife pukes write posts like that ^^^^^ because they can't list one single right wing comedian.
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The Diceman. Leftists catch on fire if they watch him.

 

[OKTexas]

Why do leftists not have a sense of humor?

Name 5 top well-known comedians who are righties?
Ready? Go!

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.
Give up?
Now I'll name 5 top well know comedians who are lefties:
Stephen Colbert
Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Kimmel
Chris Rock
Lewis Black
Larry Wilmore
Bill Maher
John Oliver
Seth Myers
Louis C. K.
Jerry Seinfeld
Conan O'Brien
Jim Carrey
Jon Stewart
Sarah Silverman
Amy Schumer
Steven Wright

Oh, did I go over five?

Why do rightwing assholes not have a sense of humor?
If they did, they'd have comedians.

Oh, wait!
Has-been, alcoholic washed up Dennis Miller.
He's a rightie.
There you go.
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.
..

Classless lowlife pukes tend to be quite funny.....classless lowlife pukes tend to be Liberal....TA-DA!

Classless lowlife pukes write posts like that ^^^^^ because they can't list one single right wing comedian.
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If you have a really good comedian, you'll never know their political affiliation, kind of like a good journalist. But you commies are only interested in your echo chamber. Sad thing, most people don't think their funny anymore. But the left wing networks need something to fill their airtime.

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[Marion Morrison]

Johnny Carson was funny. Colbert is an unfunny faggot.

 

[Preacher]

Brian Kemp's ads prior to the GOP primary for governor in Georgia were awesome ads.

 

[Marion Morrison]

NSFW There's your Sarah Silverman, sucking Dice's dick.

 

[Frankeneinstein]

So tell us, how do you dress up as an illegal?

Wear a compass around yer neck, grab someones kid, and head north until you reach a capitalist paradise.

 

[Crepitus]

Paid for by Robert Francis O'Rourke who likes to dress up as an Illegal

So tell us, how do you dress up as an illegal?

It’s not easy...
First you must give yourself a wetback name like Beto...then you must smell like a cross between Modello, Tapatio and asshole.

Ted's first name is Rafael, asshole.
What does that make him?
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Canadian I think

 

[bodecea]

Johnny Carson was funny. Colbert is an unfunny faggot.

Johnny Carson was a womanizer...fits right in with the neo-republicans.

 

[Marion Morrison]

You dump water on the back of your shirt.

Great, the kid knows a racist joke.

Nothing racist about it, jackass.

Really?

You can't be that dumb.

ya he can.

You are almost as stupid as IM2 and Jillian.

That's not true. playtime is multiples smarter than those 2. Entirely different league, bucko.

 

[Marion Morrison]

Paid for by Robert Francis O'Rourke who likes to dress up as an Illegal

So tell us, how do you dress up as an illegal?

It’s not easy...
First you must give yourself a wetback name like Beto...then you must smell like a cross between Modello, Tapatio and asshole.

Ted's first name is Rafael, asshole.
What does that make him?
.
..
.

Ted doesn’t play the “wetbacks first” bullshit or pretend to be a partial wetback.

That's because he's the son of an old-wave Cuban emigre. They are intensely patriotic and conservative. One of the main reasons Trump won Florida.

 

[Muhammed]

Paid for by Robert Francis O'Rourke who likes to dress up as an Illegal

So tell us, how do you dress up as an illegal?

It’s not easy...
First you must give yourself a wetback name like Beto...then you must smell like a cross between Modello, Tapatio and asshole.

Ted's first name is Rafael, asshole.
What does that make him?
.
..
.

Ted doesn’t play the “wetbacks first” bullshit or pretend to be a partial wetback.

That's because he's the son of an old-wave Cuban emigre. They are intensely patriotic and conservative.

And that is why the US Constitution says that the President must be a natural born citizen of the USA. Somebody who was born in the USA to parents who are US citizens.

Like former de facto president Obama who usurped the presidency, Rafael Cruz is not even eligible to be the POTUS.

 

[Marion Morrison]

So tell us, how do you dress up as an illegal?

It’s not easy...
First you must give yourself a wetback name like Beto...then you must smell like a cross between Modello, Tapatio and asshole.

Ted's first name is Rafael, asshole.
What does that make him?
.
..
.

Ted doesn’t play the “wetbacks first” bullshit or pretend to be a partial wetback.

That's because he's the son of an old-wave Cuban emigre. They are intensely patriotic and conservative.

And that is why the US Constitution says that the President must be a natural born citizen of the USA. Somebody who was born in the USA to parents who are US citizens.

Like former de facto president Obama who usurped the presidency, Rafael Cruz is not even eligible to be the POTUS.

He's eligible to be everything but..including Chief Justice of The Supreme Court.

He IS the man for that job, hands down!


Yes, Obama really was not eligible to be president. That was bullshit.

 

[playtime]

Why do leftists not have a sense of humor?

Name 5 top well-known comedians who are righties?
Ready? Go!

.
.
Give up?
Now I'll name 5 top well know comedians who are lefties:
Stephen Colbert
Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Kimmel
Chris Rock
Lewis Black
Larry Wilmore
Bill Maher
John Oliver
Seth Myers
Louis C. K.
Jerry Seinfeld
Conan O'Brien
Jim Carrey
Jon Stewart
Sarah Silverman
Amy Schumer
Steven Wright

Oh, did I go over five?

Why do rightwing assholes not have a sense of humor?
If they did, they'd have comedians.

Oh, wait!
Has-been, alcoholic washed up Dennis Miller.
He's a rightie.
There you go.
.
.
..

Classless lowlife pukes tend to be quite funny.....classless lowlife pukes tend to be Liberal....TA-DA!

Classless lowlife pukes write posts like that ^^^^^ because they can't list one single right wing comedian.
.
.
.

The Diceman. Leftists catch on fire if they watch him.

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andrew dice clay? are you kidding? good god- you had to go back to the 80's for that one trick pony.

 

[Marion Morrison]

Why do leftists not have a sense of humor?

Name 5 top well-known comedians who are righties?
Ready? Go!

.
.
Give up?
Now I'll name 5 top well know comedians who are lefties:
Stephen Colbert
Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Kimmel
Chris Rock
Lewis Black
Larry Wilmore
Bill Maher
John Oliver
Seth Myers
Louis C. K.
Jerry Seinfeld
Conan O'Brien
Jim Carrey
Jon Stewart
Sarah Silverman
Amy Schumer
Steven Wright

Oh, did I go over five?

Why do rightwing assholes not have a sense of humor?
If they did, they'd have comedians.

Oh, wait!
Has-been, alcoholic washed up Dennis Miller.
He's a rightie.
There you go.
.
.
..

Classless lowlife pukes tend to be quite funny.....classless lowlife pukes tend to be Liberal....TA-DA!

Classless lowlife pukes write posts like that ^^^^^ because they can't list one single right wing comedian.
.
.
.

The Diceman. Leftists catch on fire if they watch him.

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andrew dice clay? are you kidding? good god- you had to go back to the 80's for that one trick pony.

No, I'm not kidding.

Tell me how many leftists' heads wouldn't 'splode if they heard the Diceman these days.


ZOMG, THE MISOGYNY, THE PATRIARCHY!

 

[playtime]

Great, the kid knows a racist joke.

Nothing racist about it, jackass.

Really?

You can't be that dumb.

ya he can.

You are almost as stupid as IM2 and Jillian.

That's not true. playtime is multiples smarter than those 2. Entirely different league, bucko.

oh damn... thanx,...i think?

 

[Camp]

LMAO....Love this.

C'mon, this is a great ad.

 

[Marion Morrison]

Nothing racist about it, jackass.

Really?

You can't be that dumb.

ya he can.

You are almost as stupid as IM2 and Jillian.

That's not true. playtime is multiples smarter than those 2. Entirely different league, bucko.

oh damn... thanx,...i think?

You're welcome. I call it like I see it.

 

[playtime]

Name 5 top well-known comedians who are righties?
Ready? Go!

.
.
Give up?
Now I'll name 5 top well know comedians who are lefties:
Stephen Colbert
Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Kimmel
Chris Rock
Lewis Black
Larry Wilmore
Bill Maher
John Oliver
Seth Myers
Louis C. K.
Jerry Seinfeld
Conan O'Brien
Jim Carrey
Jon Stewart
Sarah Silverman
Amy Schumer
Steven Wright

Oh, did I go over five?

Why do rightwing assholes not have a sense of humor?
If they did, they'd have comedians.

Oh, wait!
Has-been, alcoholic washed up Dennis Miller.
He's a rightie.
There you go.
.
.
..

Classless lowlife pukes tend to be quite funny.....classless lowlife pukes tend to be Liberal....TA-DA!

Classless lowlife pukes write posts like that ^^^^^ because they can't list one single right wing comedian.
.
.
.

The Diceman. Leftists catch on fire if they watch him.

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andrew dice clay? are you kidding? good god- you had to go back to the 80's for that one trick pony.

No, I'm not kidding.

Tell me how many leftists' heads wouldn't 'splode if they heard the Diceman these days.

does he even do stand up anymore? i listen to a 24/7 comedy station outa denver most nights & they play his routines enough to know towards the end he really was awful with very few laughs coming from the audience.