And it begins: "Eco-Sexual" libs get married to the ocean; then have sex...with the ocean.

[bucs90]

The mental illness of liberalism just keeps on truckin. So....now "Eco Sexual" is a thing. Not gay. Not tranny. Not bi. Now the LGBTQ will need an E added to it.

They literally married the ocean. Then had sex....with the ocean. BUT BE WARNED....they say before you have sex with the ocean or a tree (yes they fuck trees too) it's important to get consent from the ocean and trees. And not Bill Clinton style consent where no means yes....real consent.

‘EcoSexual’ students at SMC ‘marry the ocean’

 

[bucs90]

Folks....this is "college" these days.

No wonder millenials come into the workforce so incredibly unprepared and unskilled.

 

[mdk]

That explains why the ocean is so salty.

 

[bucs90]

That explains why the ocean is salty.

UUUUGHHH!!!!! Dude...low blow...not cool

 

[mdk]

That explains why the ocean is salty.

UUUUGHHH!!!!! Dude...low blow...not cool

Without protection either!? Not one of them is wearing a life vest.

Admittedly this is as stupid as it is weird. lol

 

[Yousaidwhat]

That explains why the ocean is so salty.

I'll never eat sea salt potato chips again.

 

[Fueri]

It was inevitable. The only thing on the planet wide enough and deep enough to accommodate the full breadth and depth of libber nuttery is the sea.

Match made in cuckoo-town....

 

[mdk]

That explains why the ocean is so salty.

I'll never eat sea salt potato chips again.

Gosh, I love Sea Salt chips. I am being a good kid so I haven't had junk food in many weeks. Nothing tastes as good as how skinny feels.

 

[Fenton Lum]

I just ignore stuff I deem silly, how's this political unless you think everything must be wit-us-r-agin-us political.

 

[Yousaidwhat]

That explains why the ocean is so salty.

I'll never eat sea salt potato chips again.

Gosh, I love Sea Salt chips. I am being a good kid so I haven't had junk food in many weeks. Nothing tastes as good as how skinny feels.

On the very rare occasion eating potato chips, sea salt and salt and vinegar.

I'd eat the chips before I have a Big Mac.

 

[bucs90]

I wonder if this marriage is legally binding now....since states can't define marriage?

 

[koshergrl]

I wonder if this marriage is legally binding now....since states can't define marriage?

Will the ocean be asking to make medical decisions when the humans are dying of AIDS?

Will the ocean inherit their property?

 

[Katzndogz]

Add it to the list of genders.

Genderfluid Support