Alex Jones is Phoning It In

[hazlnut]

I guess some people might might not be familiar with the expression to "phone it in" -- it's when a successful professional gets complacent and rests on his laurels, making no real effort, allowing past performances/success to carry him.

Alex Jones is phoning it in - Salon.com

Alex Jones must be either getting lazy or think his readers are really dumb, because his grand theory about the Boston Marathon bombings is the sloppiest concocted narrative we’ve seen since that dog ate your homework.

Of course, Jones and his comrades at InfoWars thinks the brothers suspected in the bombing are innocent, citing such reliable sources as Twitter user “Trippin No L’ 4/20.”

But if the brothers Tsarnaev didn’t do it, who did? Jones laid out his unified theory of the event yesterday in a video promising “PROOF!” that the event was “staged” and an accompanying blog post.

The basic outline is the same as all of his projects: A globalist cabal working through the U.S. government staged a “false flag” operation that will be blamed on terrorists as pretext to take away guns and civil liberties and eventually tyranny. Eventually, they will depopulate the entire planet through massive genocides.

In the video, Jones calls the bombings “the biggest event” of his 18 years of broadcasting, so you would think he would bring his A game, but he really let us down with this one. There’s something you have to respect about a good conspiracy theory — Hollywood certainly does — and Jones is generally a master, but his latest work is so full of holes, internal inconsistencies and outrageous leaps in logic that only die-hard fans willing to suspend all disbelief will appreciate it. It’s really the Phantom Menace of the InfoWars franchise.

My only problem with this piece is that it assumes Alex Jones had some talent to begin with. I'm not sure it's an act. He's just batshit crazy.

He's unstable and should be adjudicated as mentally ill. Then have all his firearms taken away.

 

[Oddball]

Politics?....Really?

 

[Lakhota]

Definitely politics!!!!!

 

[eots]

Wow, alex is getting more attention than any news broadcaster out there
he must be having a powerful influence ..if so many people are writing about how irrelevant he is it soon becomes evident the very opposite is true

 

[Oddball]

Definitely politics!!!!!

An ashtray is political you you, moonbat.

 

[Lakhota]

Wow, alex is getting more attention than any news broadcaster out there
he must be having a powerful influence ..if so many people are writing about how irrelevant he is it soon becomes evident the very opposite is true

Charles Manson also got lots of attention.

 

[Crackerjaxon]

Alex is a player in political theater -- a fairly entertaining one at that. There's no reason to pee your pants over him.

 

[Crackerjaxon]

Wow, alex is getting more attention than any news broadcaster out there
he must be having a powerful influence ..if so many people are writing about how irrelevant he is it soon becomes evident the very opposite is true

Charles Manson also got lots of attention.

Charlie is a hell of a lot funnier.

 

[Crackerjaxon]

I guess some people might might not be familiar with the expression to "phone it in" -- it's when a successful professional gets complacent and rests on his laurels, making no real effort, allowing past performances/success to carry him.

Alex Jones is phoning it in - Salon.com

Alex Jones must be either getting lazy or think his readers are really dumb, because his grand theory about the Boston Marathon bombings is the sloppiest concocted narrative we’ve seen since that dog ate your homework.

Of course, Jones and his comrades at InfoWars thinks the brothers suspected in the bombing are innocent, citing such reliable sources as Twitter user “Trippin No L’ 4/20.”

But if the brothers Tsarnaev didn’t do it, who did? Jones laid out his unified theory of the event yesterday in a video promising “PROOF!” that the event was “staged” and an accompanying blog post.

The basic outline is the same as all of his projects: A globalist cabal working through the U.S. government staged a “false flag” operation that will be blamed on terrorists as pretext to take away guns and civil liberties and eventually tyranny. Eventually, they will depopulate the entire planet through massive genocides.

In the video, Jones calls the bombings “the biggest event” of his 18 years of broadcasting, so you would think he would bring his A game, but he really let us down with this one. There’s something you have to respect about a good conspiracy theory — Hollywood certainly does — and Jones is generally a master, but his latest work is so full of holes, internal inconsistencies and outrageous leaps in logic that only die-hard fans willing to suspend all disbelief will appreciate it. It’s really the Phantom Menace of the InfoWars franchise.

My only problem with this piece is that it assumes Alex Jones had some talent to begin with. I'm not sure it's an act. He's just batshit crazy.

He's unstable and should be adjudicated as mentally ill. Then have all his firearms taken away.

Alex is crazy like a fox. Anyone who seeks the office of judge is considerably crazier.

 

[blackhawk]

I have no idea who Alex Jones don't care either.

 

[yidnar]

I guess some people might might not be familiar with the expression to "phone it in" -- it's when a successful professional gets complacent and rests on his laurels, making no real effort, allowing past performances/success to carry him.

Alex Jones is phoning it in - Salon.com

Alex Jones must be either getting lazy or think his readers are really dumb, because his grand theory about the Boston Marathon bombings is the sloppiest concocted narrative we’ve seen since that dog ate your homework.

Of course, Jones and his comrades at InfoWars thinks the brothers suspected in the bombing are innocent, citing such reliable sources as Twitter user “Trippin No L’ 4/20.”

But if the brothers Tsarnaev didn’t do it, who did? Jones laid out his unified theory of the event yesterday in a video promising “PROOF!” that the event was “staged” and an accompanying blog post.

The basic outline is the same as all of his projects: A globalist cabal working through the U.S. government staged a “false flag” operation that will be blamed on terrorists as pretext to take away guns and civil liberties and eventually tyranny. Eventually, they will depopulate the entire planet through massive genocides.

In the video, Jones calls the bombings “the biggest event” of his 18 years of broadcasting, so you would think he would bring his A game, but he really let us down with this one. There’s something you have to respect about a good conspiracy theory — Hollywood certainly does — and Jones is generally a master, but his latest work is so full of holes, internal inconsistencies and outrageous leaps in logic that only die-hard fans willing to suspend all disbelief will appreciate it. It’s really the Phantom Menace of the InfoWars franchise.

My only problem with this piece is that it assumes Alex Jones had some talent to begin with. I'm not sure it's an act. He's just batshit crazy.

He's unstable and should be adjudicated as mentally ill. Then have all his firearms taken away.

Alex Jones is a joke.

 

[eots]

I have no idea who Alex Jones don't care either.

dont lie now.. you know Alex is...he is bigger than Jesus right now...bigger than Elvis..bigger than the beatles...its like aleximaina across the nation

 

[Oddball]

I have no idea who Alex Jones don't care either.

dont lie now.. you know Alex is...he is bigger than Jesus right now...bigger than Elvis..bigger than the beatles...its like aleximaina across the nation

When you have the liberoidal krackpot korps posting thread after thread about him, you know he's hitting pretty close to the mark.

 

[blackhawk]

I have no idea who Alex Jones don't care either.

dont lie now.. you know Alex is...he is bigger than Jesus right now...bigger than Elvis..bigger than the beatles...its like aleximaina across the nation

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJXspT2VtOE]Alex Jones from Waking Life - YouTube[/ame]

Still don't know still don't care not sorry about that.

 

[eots]

I have no idea who Alex Jones don't care either.

dont lie now.. you know Alex is...he is bigger than Jesus right now...bigger than Elvis..bigger than the beatles...its like aleximaina across the nation

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJXspT2VtOE]Alex Jones from Waking Life - YouTube[/ame]

Still don't know still don't care not sorry about that.

well you may not care but clearly by now you know..there is no escaping the Aleximania

 

[Mad Scientist]

Op plays the "Crazy Card" like some people play the "Race Card".

Another day, another Hazelnut thread calling someone Batshit Crazy.

Yawn.

 

[DiamondDave]

Using a far left progressive winger site as something against an alleged far right commentator or something... yep, that seems logical to the hazlnutbag

LMAO

Why the hell is this not in the rubber room???

 

[NYcarbineer]

I have no idea who Alex Jones don't care either.

dont lie now.. you know Alex is...he is bigger than Jesus right now...bigger than Elvis..bigger than the beatles...its like aleximaina across the nation

When you have the liberoidal krackpot korps posting thread after thread about him, you know he's hitting pretty close to the mark.

So you agree with him about Boston.

lol, good work, OP, you flushed out another one.

 

[Political Junky]

I just love hearing the bullshit coming from Alex Jones.

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[eots]

I just love hearing the bullshit coming from Alex Jones.

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