9-1-1: "9-1-1, what is your emergency?" Me: "Someone broke into my car and stole all of my guns!" 9-1-1: "Where are you now?" Me: "At my home." 9-1-1: "Ok sir, I'm sending an officer now" - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Officer: "Ok sir, tell me what happened." Me: "I had put all my guns in the back seat of the car so I could take them down to the police station to turn them in like the President wants me to, then my wife called me back into the house. I guess I hadn't locked the door. I mean I thought I'd only be there for a second." Officer: "Then what happened?" Me: "When I came out, I got in the car and got ready to start the car when I thought I'd give my guns one last look. That's when I saw that they weren't there." Officer: "Then what?" Me: "I called 9-1-1 immediately." Officer: "Can you give us a list of the firearms that were stolen?" Me: "Yes, one was a Kel Tek .380 revolver, stainless steel plated with a black rubber handle, the other was a Raven Arms 25 caliber Automatic Pistol, gun black with wood grip pads on the handle." Officer: "That's it?" Me: "That's it." Officer: "You understand that if we find these guns, you won't get them back right?" Me: "Yes Sir, anything I can do to help obama keep us safe." Officer: "I'll file the report. Anything else stolen?" Me: "Not that I can tell." Officer: "Do you have any other guns?" Me: "No sir." Officer: "Have a nice day then." Me: "You too."