naturegirl
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If the only thing we have to do is say something about ourselves and it is believed with absolutely no evidence whatsoever, then I wish to say that I hold seventeen Congressional medals of commendation, I have been nominated three times for Nobel Peace Prizes, and I was an absolutely brilliant student in college completing a degree in Quantum Physics in three weeks.
Wow, are you going to be on the ballot soon?? I'd definitely vote for you with those credentials!!
Bless you my child. Great shall your reward be in heaven.
Let's also include on the resume all the drowning puppies I have saved, the cures for deadly diseases attributed to me, and the fact that if you vote for me, you will also have a glorious future. At least there will be ice cream in it.
Butter pecan I hope!!