A Non-Conspiracy answer to Obama's birth certificate

[paperview]

And "what if" pigs could fly?

Actually, with sufficient thrust, pigs can fly just fine.

 

[JBeukema]

Seriously?

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But the black president is the thing that pisses you off?

 

[whitehall]

We know his father was a bigamist alcoholic anti-American who lost a leg in a drunken car crash and finally managed to kill himself by crashing into a tree. How much more embarassing can it get?

 

[JBeukema]

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But yeah, the ****** president who you fear might be a foreigner is the real outrage...

 

[shintao]

And "what if" pigs could fly?

Actually, with sufficient thrust, pigs can fly just fine.

If you have ever tried a oiled waterbed, you would find sufficient thrust will pop your female mate out from under you like a pea from the pod. LOL! Yes, she will be laying on the floor.

 

[shintao]

Why can't anyone figure this out yet? Of course Obama was born in Hawaii, it's ridiculous to even question it at this point. What's on the birth certificate that he doesn't want anyone to see?

Um.

He's listed... AS A MUSLIM.

His father is a Muslim therefore, by birth, he's a Muslim. It's the same thing as being a Jew. If you're born a Jew, you're always a Jew. You could be Hitler and follow the words of the Pope and still be more Jewish than a Chassidic man who was born to a Catholic mother. The laws make no sense, but that's the way it is in religion. His grandfather was a practicing Muslim, therefore his father was a Muslim, therefore he is a Muslim.

That's what he doesn't want all of you to see. Why? Because even though he is a Christian and believes in Salvation, most the nation is too idiotic to actually understand that he's not a practicing Muslim and that just because you're a Muslim doesn't mean you're automatically a terrorist.

Obama was a practicing Constitutional lawyer, and probably believes the Constitution actually has meaning, and must be protected from unAmerican birthers. There is no requirement Obama must show the BC private paper to anyone. While Obama plays basketball, he isn't jumping through any hoops to appease unintelligent people.

 

[AllieBaba]

What I can't figure is that with all the Wikileaks stuff, the CIA Valerie Plame leaks, the fact that both the White House and Congress leak like sieves, and there is always an inside media source that discovers whatever--from IRS leaks to somebody hacking into a government computer system etc. etc. etc.--in other words our government keeps secrets about as well as you can keep a nuclear explosion a secet.

This is the same government that claims it will be trustworthy with all our most private information like our medical records.

Well I want those records in the custody of whoever has custody of Obama's birth certificate since it is the best kept secret that I have ever seen the government keep.

They've done a better job of keeping that secret than even the Roswell incident.

There are several secrets foxy. How come we do not hear about the best kept secret of McCain's BC, a man born in Panama in 36', outside US jurisdiction, before the laws in 41' allowed those born on US rented bases to be US citizens? How come Foxy??

If you don't like the elegibility requirements, change them.

McCain was forced to prove his citizenship when a congressional committee verified it.

Anything else supremely stupid to share?

 

[AllieBaba]

Why can't anyone figure this out yet? Of course Obama was born in Hawaii, it's ridiculous to even question it at this point. What's on the birth certificate that he doesn't want anyone to see?

Um.

He's listed... AS A MUSLIM.

His father is a Muslim therefore, by birth, he's a Muslim. It's the same thing as being a Jew. If you're born a Jew, you're always a Jew. You could be Hitler and follow the words of the Pope and still be more Jewish than a Chassidic man who was born to a Catholic mother. The laws make no sense, but that's the way it is in religion. His grandfather was a practicing Muslim, therefore his father was a Muslim, therefore he is a Muslim.

That's what he doesn't want all of you to see. Why? Because even though he is a Christian and believes in Salvation, most the nation is too idiotic to actually understand that he's not a practicing Muslim and that just because you're a Muslim doesn't mean you're automatically a terrorist.

Obama was a practicing Constitutional lawyer, and probably believes the Constitution actually has meaning, and must be protected from unAmerican birthers. There is no requirement Obama must show the BC private paper to anyone. While Obama plays basketball, he isn't jumping through any hoops to appease unintelligent people.

The fact that he theoretically knows the constitution and violates it anyway is just more evidence of what a scumbag he is.

 

[paperview]

What I can't figure is that with all the Wikileaks stuff, the CIA Valerie Plame leaks, the fact that both the White House and Congress leak like sieves, and there is always an inside media source that discovers whatever--from IRS leaks to somebody hacking into a government computer system etc. etc. etc.--in other words our government keeps secrets about as well as you can keep a nuclear explosion a secet.

This is the same government that claims it will be trustworthy with all our most private information like our medical records.

Well I want those records in the custody of whoever has custody of Obama's birth certificate since it is the best kept secret that I have ever seen the government keep.

They've done a better job of keeping that secret than even the Roswell incident.

There are several secrets foxy. How come we do not hear about the best kept secret of McCain's BC, a man born in Panama in 36', outside US jurisdiction, before the laws in 41' allowed those born on US rented bases to be US citizens? How come Foxy??

If you don't like the elegibility requirements, change them.

McCain was forced to prove his citizenship when a congressional committee verified it.

Anything else supremely stupid to share?

No, he wasn't.

 

[paperview]

1) There was a Congressional Non Binding Resolution, not a committee. That required a vote of Congressmembers only.

A Resolution is a statement of position. It carries no legal authority, has no force of law, and is simply a letter stating their opinion on a particular subject.

2) McCain does not have an American Birth Certificate, he has a Republic of Panama one.

3) McCain never released his Birth Certificate to the public. It was obtained by defendants in Hollander vs. McCain. It shows he was born in the Colon Province in the Republic of Panama, at the Colon Hospital.

 

[Anguille]

His father is a Muslim therefore, by birth, he's a Muslim. It's the same thing as being a Jew. If you're born a Jew, you're always a Jew. You could be Hitler and follow the words of the Pope and still be more Jewish than a Chassidic man who was born to a Catholic mother. The laws make no sense, but that's the way it is in religion. His grandfather was a practicing Muslim, therefore his father was a Muslim, therefore he is a Muslim.

Therefore by birth, your children will be morons.

 

[JBeukema]

And "what if" pigs could fly?

Actually, with sufficient thrust, pigs can fly just fine.

If you have ever tried a oiled waterbed, you would find sufficient thrust will pop your female mate out from under you like a pea from the pod. LOL! Yes, she will be laying on the floor.

How did you go from pigs to sex?

 

[Toro]

1) There was a Congressional Non Binding Resolution, not a committee. That required a vote of Congressmembers only.

A Resolution is a statement of position. It carries no legal authority, has no force of law, and is simply a letter stating their opinion on a particular subject.

2) McCain does not have an American Birth Certificate, he has a Republic of Panama one.

3) McCain never released his Birth Certificate to the public. It was obtained by defendants in Hollander vs. McCain. It shows he was born in the Colon Province in the Republic of Panama, at the Colon Hospital.

And I have a sneaking suspicion that all those people who think Obama isn't a natural born citizen would be pretty quiet had McCain won.

 

[paperview]

And "what if" pigs could fly?

Actually, with sufficient thrust, pigs can fly just fine.

If you have ever tried a oiled waterbed, you would find sufficient thrust will pop your female mate out from under you like a pea from the pod. LOL! Yes, she will be laying on the floor.

Been there. Done that.

 

[paperview]

Actually, with sufficient thrust, pigs can fly just fine.

If you have ever tried a oiled waterbed, you would find sufficient thrust will pop your female mate out from under you like a pea from the pod. LOL! Yes, she will be laying on the floor.

How did you go from pigs to sex?

I believe sufficient thrust was the operative phrase there.

 

[Toro]

The fact that he theoretically knows the constitution and violates it anyway is just more evidence of what a scumbag he is.

He's not violating the constitution.

 

[Toro]

If you have ever tried a oiled waterbed, you would find sufficient thrust will pop your female mate out from under you like a pea from the pod. LOL! Yes, she will be laying on the floor.

How did you go from pigs to sex?

I believe sufficient thrust was the operative phrase there.

Heh-heh-heh. You said "thrust."

 

[JBeukema]

If you have ever tried a oiled waterbed, you would find sufficient thrust will pop your female mate out from under you like a pea from the pod. LOL! Yes, she will be laying on the floor.

How did you go from pigs to sex?

I believe sufficient thrust was the operative phrase there.

Also, why did he feel the need to assure us his mate is female?

 

[paperview]

How did you go from pigs to sex?

I believe sufficient thrust was the operative phrase there.

Also, why did he feel the need to assure us his mate is female?

Habit?

 

[bornright]

Seriously?

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But the black president is the thing that pisses you off?

He is only black when it benefits him. You can still get a long way using the accusation even though it may not be accurate.