the_human_being
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- Sep 8, 2014
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Greetings and glad tidings to all our Liberal supporters from your Democratic Party. For those of you lucid enough at the moment, we would like to take the time to point out what your Party has accomplished for you recently. It is our hope that this post will remain on this forum long enough so that others of you may have the opportunity to read it as your slipping into and out of your drug induced stupors permit.
We have finally destroyed the institution of marriage. It was past time for it to go since we had already destroyed the Family. There simply was no need for any two parent households with both a father and a mother looking out for a bunch of rug rats anyway.
Along with the other branch of government that we control, the Supreme Court, we are working hard to destroy Christianity as a religion in this country and replace it with Islam which is the preferred religion of President Obama and most of our friends in the Muslim world. We have also pretty much broken off ties to Israel because, forgive the pun, they are such a "thorn in everyone's side".
We have increased dramatically the numbers of persons on entitlement programs such as EBT, Medicare, Medicaid, school lunch programs, SSI and Social Security and alleviated the need for jobs in our new economy. There exists enough fools who continue the dream of success to pay the taxes necessary to support these entitlement programs.
We have fired just about all of the military generals and admirals who opposed our policies of drawing lines in the sand and then retreating. Who needs them anymore? We can save money by gutting the military and letting other nations lead while we follow from far behind.
We realize you advocators of child murder and the sales of their body parts, of atheists, agnostics, druggies, Blacks, poor Hispanics, convenience store robbers, racists, protesters, rioters, cop haters, gays and lesbians, transgenders, pedophiles, etc., which make up our base of voters have time now to breed like rabbits. We will continue to fund Planned Parenthood's abortion services to take care of your "Oops" which we know can easily happen when you are in a drug induced or drunken stupor.
We are trying hard to legalize your drug purchases via EBT. Why not? You need your drugs and we want you happy. Let those fools that pay taxes and pay for your Obamacare and Obamaphones pay for your drug habit.
We may require that your EBT card be invalid for drug purchases on election day however. We do want you lucid enough to get to the polls and vote. We may allow one of our Black Panther security folks sign off attesting that you have indeed cast your ballot thus allowing you to then make your drug purchase immediately.
Thank you and have a great day. Stay stoned now.
We have finally destroyed the institution of marriage. It was past time for it to go since we had already destroyed the Family. There simply was no need for any two parent households with both a father and a mother looking out for a bunch of rug rats anyway.
Along with the other branch of government that we control, the Supreme Court, we are working hard to destroy Christianity as a religion in this country and replace it with Islam which is the preferred religion of President Obama and most of our friends in the Muslim world. We have also pretty much broken off ties to Israel because, forgive the pun, they are such a "thorn in everyone's side".
We have increased dramatically the numbers of persons on entitlement programs such as EBT, Medicare, Medicaid, school lunch programs, SSI and Social Security and alleviated the need for jobs in our new economy. There exists enough fools who continue the dream of success to pay the taxes necessary to support these entitlement programs.
We have fired just about all of the military generals and admirals who opposed our policies of drawing lines in the sand and then retreating. Who needs them anymore? We can save money by gutting the military and letting other nations lead while we follow from far behind.
We realize you advocators of child murder and the sales of their body parts, of atheists, agnostics, druggies, Blacks, poor Hispanics, convenience store robbers, racists, protesters, rioters, cop haters, gays and lesbians, transgenders, pedophiles, etc., which make up our base of voters have time now to breed like rabbits. We will continue to fund Planned Parenthood's abortion services to take care of your "Oops" which we know can easily happen when you are in a drug induced or drunken stupor.
We are trying hard to legalize your drug purchases via EBT. Why not? You need your drugs and we want you happy. Let those fools that pay taxes and pay for your Obamacare and Obamaphones pay for your drug habit.
We may require that your EBT card be invalid for drug purchases on election day however. We do want you lucid enough to get to the polls and vote. We may allow one of our Black Panther security folks sign off attesting that you have indeed cast your ballot thus allowing you to then make your drug purchase immediately.
Thank you and have a great day. Stay stoned now.
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