A Eulogy for Senator Larry "Wide Stance" Craig - Fare thee well

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Why the GOP's Gay Wing Is Forced to Hide in the Bathroom

by Nina Burleigh

The demise of Idaho Republican Senator Larry Craig amuses those of us who enjoy watching right-wing heroes crash to the ground, spiked on their own hypocrisy. However, because we Liberals are people of compassion, we should also feel a little horrified by this tortured man's sad, humiliating demise.

The Republican Party got Bush re-elected in 2004 by playing the homophobe card. In Ohio, their minions went door-to-door in Amish country and warned the historically non-secular inhabitants that if they didn't get out and register Republican, gay marriage would be the law of the land.

The trouble with this wedge issue, as everyone now knows, is that it's Republican suicide. The hateful public stance of the party has driven its many gay members into ever more contorted acts of self-loathing excess, driving the disease of suppression out in the open and subjecting men to public stoning by their own frenzied followers.

Foley, Haggard and Craig are only the most famous. There's Florida Rep. Bob Allen, also caught lurking for sex in a public bathroom, Corporal Matt Sanchez, gay porn star and -- for a shining moment -- Fox News channel's right wing Marine of the moment. And who can forget Jeff Gannon, the right-wing faux journalist with a secret life as a gay escort favored with a hard (yes!) White House press pass by the Bush administration communications department.

When I was covering Capitol Hill just before Clinton's impeachment, every other young, spiffily manicured male staffer I met in Republican Congressional offices was at least androcentric, if not obviously gay. I don't have a sensitive gay-dar, but there was something about them. Ties never askew, hair immaculately groomed, cuffs gleaming, they usually knew more about my shoes than I did.

Bill Clinton's voracious heterosexuality had as much to do with drawing their rabid hatred as any of his other attributes. He loved women too much, and if only he'd given equal time and effort to seducing those beautiful men, he might have saved himself some trouble.

Republicans in Washington know there are probably more gay men in their ranks than there are on Castro Street. Still, against all logic and sense, they won't utter a word about tolerance.

It's time for Republicans to embrace their own gay wing and stop fueling the sickness of suppression that drives men like Larry Craig into airport bathroom stalls. Until they do, they're headed straight for the toilet with him -- not that they shouldn't jump right in anyway.




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they usually knew more about my shoes than I did.

It all makes sense now. If they go out toe-tapping, shoes would be important. :D

It's time for Republicans to embrace their own gay wing
Regarding "embracing" the toe-tappers, you guys just don't get it, do you? Spiffy shoes or not, homos are not our heroes.
 
Ah, I see the pervert patsy is hard at work again defending his beloved perverts.

Notice how all of these anti-Gay Republicans are coming out of the closet lately SE?...I can't help but notice how much you want us all to believe you are a homophobe...what are you trying to hide you filthy queen you?
 
Notice how all of these anti-Gay Republicans are coming out of the closet lately SE?...I can't help but notice how much you want us all to believe you are a homophobe...what are you trying to hide you filthy queen you?


It does appear that those who are thumping their chests and most loudly proclaiming that they find homosexuality to be abhorant, tend to turn out to be closet gays themselves.
 
Who cares. the man resigned. He was garbage. Just wondering when the corrupt Democrats are going to resign. You'd think people so outraged over a bathroom misdemeaner would be more upset over murder, corruption, and actual sexual acts.
 
It does appear that those who are thumping their chests and most loudly proclaiming that they find homosexuality to be abhorant, tend to turn out to be closet gays themselves.

I can't help but notice how when liberals want to heap insults on conservative homosexuals they do so by calling them "gay." Quite the double-standard y'all got going there.
 
I can't help but notice how when liberals want to heap insults on conservative homosexuals they do so by calling them "gay." Quite the double-standard y'all got going there.

They're all raging homophobes, which apparently means that many of them are also closet queens. As I've stated ad nauseum, this is fine by me (I have no interest in telling others how to live their lives) and if they need a straight ally to lean on for support during the coming out period, I'll be there for them.
 
Ahh, ya, that makes it so much more "normal".

Cause normality is what America is all about, right? Everyone in goose step, can't break the trend or make waves...gotta all be "normal"...

posted by GunnyI can't help but notice how when liberals want to heap insults on conservative homosexuals they do so by calling them "gay." Quite the double-standard y'all got going there.

What is an insult to you is not necessarily an insult to others. I called SE gay knowing he would take offense so it...but really I couldn't care less if he was or not.
 
Cause normality is what America is all about, right? Everyone in goose step, can't break the trend or make waves...gotta all be "normal"...



What is an insult to you is not necessarily an insult to others. I called SE gay knowing he would take offense so it...but really I couldn't care less if he was or not.

I didn't address whether anyone was offended. I addressed the fact you intended it as an insult. Or are you stating that the obvious is not true?
 
I didn't address whether anyone was offended. I addressed the fact you intended it as an insult. Or are you stating that the obvious is not true?

And I qualified it. But, as always, you seem to think that anything more complicated than simple black and white is "semantics". I guess that explains the simplicity of your political viewpoints.
 
And I qualified it. But, as always, you seem to think that anything more complicated than simple black and white is "semantics". I guess that explains the simplicity of your political viewpoints.

Y'think? So what explains your political viewpoints? "Lost in the sauce?"
 
Y'think? So what explains your political viewpoints? "Lost in the sauce?"

A combination of intuition, people around me, where I grew up, majoring in philosophy, surrounding myself with extremely intelligent people, and thinking and debating a hell of a lot on these issues.
 
It does appear that those who are thumping their chests and most loudly proclaiming that they find homosexuality to be abhorant, tend to turn out to be closet gays themselves.

I did see the results of a study done which measured levels of arousal (through an erection) and beliefs on homosexuals.

Long story short, the study found that those who were loudest proclaiming homosexual behavior "immoral" and most anti-gay people were the most aroused when shown bits of gay porn.
 
I did see the results of a study done which measured levels of arousal (through an erection) and beliefs on homosexuals.

Long story short, the study found that those who were loudest proclaiming homosexual behavior "immoral" and most anti-gay people were the most aroused when shown bits of gay porn.
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self-loathing is, apparently, a turn on for closeted gay republicans.
 

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