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"Squirrelapault"

Replies: 6

Views: 983

Sep 19, 2009

AllieBaba

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"some bull**** happening somewhere" news story.

Replies: 1

Views: 88

Apr 17, 2024

1srelluc

"Russians did not interfere in internal affairs of other states."

Replies: 3

Views: 234

May 12, 2023

frigidweirdo

"Pet" peeves

Replies: 6

Views: 754

Sep 8, 2004

Merlin1047

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"Obama admin links TomKat divorce to Bain Capital."

Replies: 0

Views: 865

Jul 19, 2012

DPuddy

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"O" love affair

Replies: 6

Views: 1K

Sep 25, 2010

bigrebnc1775

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"No Shot, No Freedom," the campaign slogan of the democrat party for 2022...

Replies: 4

Views: 382

Aug 4, 2021

Jim H - VA USA

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"News"

Replies: 6

Views: 990

Sep 24, 2008

KittenKoder

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"New Democrat Campaign "Ad"" truth is often humorous

Replies: 2

Views: 944

Feb 2, 2019

Deno

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"Mystery" of Obama's true birth solved.

Replies: 4

Views: 775

Mar 6, 2009

Midnight Marauder

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"Monty Python"

2 3

Replies: 59

Views: 4K

Feb 16, 2011

Rat in the Hat

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"Meanest Mother in Wyoming" posts classified ad

Replies: 5

Views: 1K

Jan 13, 2013

syrenn

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"Man cold" - so much worse!

Replies: 0

Views: 535

Dec 12, 2013

BDBoop

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"It`s About Time"

Replies: 0

Views: 830

Mar 17, 2018

1stRambo

"It's good to be in D.C."

Replies: 1

Views: 635

Oct 10, 2004

Merlin1047

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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure"

Gabriella84
Aug 9, 2005

Replies: 6

Views: 1K

Aug 10, 2005

Jimmyeatworld

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"If My Nose Was Running Money"

Replies: 0

Views: 569

Sep 29, 2009

namvet

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"Idiocracy"-musings

2

Replies: 22

Views: 646

Apr 24, 2022

Who_Me?

"I'm Moving To Vegas!"

Replies: 3

Views: 4K

Dec 12, 2011

007

0

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"I'm a CCOCK"

Replies: 2

Views: 1K

Apr 12, 2012

BDBoop

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"i'll take 'foods that make the raunchiest farts for $400, alex'" ...

Replies: 17

Views: 1K

May 16, 2014

shart_attack

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"I Think My Wife Is Dead"

Replies: 0

Views: 653

Sep 30, 2011

George Costanza

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"I Think My Dog's A Democrat"

Replies: 16

Views: 1K

Jun 14, 2016

hadit

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C

"I like to be Kissed When you do Sex to me"

2 3 4

Replies: 69

Views: 6K

Nov 25, 2009

Harry Dresden

H

"I Am Groot"

Replies: 9

Views: 1K

Mar 5, 2019

Kilroy2

"GOD BLESS KENTUCKY"

Replies: 0

Views: 806

Jun 1, 2005

-Cp

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"Ghetto Boy Speaks, Barely"

Replies: 8

Views: 2K

Oct 6, 2017

1stRambo

"Get ready for a pounding. Some of us could see 8 inches or more. That's too much — even for me. "

2

Replies: 25

Views: 2K

Jan 8, 2018

usmbguest5318

"For Fox's Sake!"

Replies: 1

Views: 778

Nov 6, 2009

hjmick

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"Few lawmakers were seen speaking to George Santos during his first day on Capitol Hill"

Replies: 0

Views: 234

Jan 4, 2023

frigidweirdo

"Do your Duty"...:P

Replies: 0

Views: 722

Jul 26, 2005

-Cp

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"Do you loove me?!"

2

Replies: 25

Views: 628

Aug 27, 2021

Road Runner

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"Do you like to cook?"

Replies: 4

Views: 1K

Apr 17, 2015

Aktas

"Could you imagine, me soaking his cork, while he soaks mine?"

Replies: 2

Views: 1K

Apr 7, 2019

Mindful

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"Clean" Inspiring And Funny Videos

Replies: 8

Views: 457

Mar 8, 2022

whoisit

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"Carmen"

Replies: 0

Views: 709

Dec 11, 2012

RightNorLeft

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"Can Liberals Survive the Apocalypse?

Replies: 1

Views: 834

Dec 20, 2018

Pete7469

"Broken Door" Sign at German University Turns into Giant Memefest!

Replies: 1

Views: 800

Mar 14, 2015

Mad Scientist

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"Behead those who insult..."

Replies: 0

Views: 533

Sep 23, 2012

philosophstar

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"Are You Or Have You Ever Been A Member Of An Anti-Wikileaks Organization?"-Anonymous

Replies: 0

Views: 567

Dec 13, 2010

absenteedaddy

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"All you zombies"

Replies: 11

Views: 422

May 7, 2022

mudwhistle

"Ain't Nobody Got Time Fo' Dat!"

Replies: 0

Views: 2K

Apr 12, 2012

Crackerjack

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"69" Yeh, THAT ONE!

Replies: 0

Views: 738

Jan 24, 2011

saltshaker

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"""United At Last"""

Replies: 2

Views: 578

Jul 13, 2016

1stRambo

"""Two Hillary`s"""

Replies: 0

Views: 593

Jul 8, 2016

1stRambo

"""Two Bitches In The Same Boat"""

Replies: 1

Views: 985

Jun 10, 2016

JakeStarkey

"""The Truth Will Set You Free"""

Replies: 1

Views: 630

Jul 14, 2016

Auld Phart

"""The Poor Woman"""

Replies: 2

Views: 676

Jun 13, 2016

1stRambo

"""The Old Hag"""

Replies: 0

Views: 612

Jun 25, 2016

1stRambo

"""The Next President"""

Replies: 4

Views: 756

Jun 13, 2016

1stRambo

"""The "Don`t Know" President"""

Replies: 0

Views: 722

Jul 8, 2016

1stRambo

"""Take A Gander At This Piece Of Work"""

Replies: 0

Views: 844

Jun 27, 2016

1stRambo

"""Socialist Democrat Convention"""

Replies: 1

Views: 4K

Jul 14, 2016

the_human_being

"""Protection"""

Replies: 0

Views: 572

Jul 14, 2016

1stRambo

"""Our Savior"""

Replies: 2

Views: 580

Jun 16, 2016

hadit

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