"Pet" peeves

[Merlin1047]

10 DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS
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> > 1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny....not funny at all!
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> > 2. Yelling at me for barking...I'M A FRIGGIN DOG YOU IDIOT!!
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> > 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
> >whose walk is this anyway?
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> > 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... STOP IT.
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> > 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.Now you now why we chew
> >your stuff when your not home.
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> > 6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog, WHOOOO
> >HOOOOO what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
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> > 7. Taking me to the vet for the big snip & then acting surprised when I
> >freak out every time we go back.
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> > 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I
> >haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
> >
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> > 9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look we both know the
> >truth, you're just jealous.
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> >
> > 10. Dog sweaters? Hello!! Haven't you noticed the fur????

 

[Joz]

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Great!

 

[5stringJeff]

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog, WHOOOO
> >HOOOOO what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

:rotflmao:

That is too funny!!!

 

[Merlin1047]

I thought that the doggie people around here might enjoy that.

 

[Johnney]

10 DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS
7. Taking me to the vet for the big snip & then acting surprised when I
freak out every time we go back.

my dog got snipped and now he cries, literally, when hes got to go to the vet

 

[Annie]

Excellent Merlin, you are really good at speaking for the dogs! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

 

[Merlin1047]

Excellent Merlin, you are really good at speaking for the dogs! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

LOL.
Thanks - I think. But I can't claim credit for authorship. It was e-mailed to me. Being a dog person, I got a laugh out of it.

Last weekend I couldn't get anything done because of the rain from the fringes of the hurricane. It didn't rain much, just enough to be a nuisance and to preclude getting on the motorcycle and zooming around the back country. Anyway, boredom finally set in and so I decided to plink around on the organ a bit. I had not played in a while, so I was a bit rusty. One of our two critters (the female, naturally) came up and barked at me. I ignored her and finally managed to cruise through the passage of "Unchained Melody" that had been giving me a problem. Next thing I know Kelsie (female miniature Schnauzer) had her front feet up on the organ bench, her head thrown back, her mouth forming a perfect little "O", howling away with all her heart.

Cracked me up. I managed to continue playing, and to encourage the dog to continue her accompanyment, I howled too. We were both in fine voice and having a great time, when the wife, returning from the mailbox, walked through the front door. Her mouth fell open and then she gave me a very strange look.

I think she's plotting to have me committed.