"Pet" peeves

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    10 DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS
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    > > 1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny....not funny at all!
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    > > 2. Yelling at me for barking...I'M A FRIGGIN DOG YOU IDIOT!!
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    > > 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
    > >whose walk is this anyway?
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    > > 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... STOP IT.
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    > > 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.Now you now why we chew
    > >your stuff when your not home.
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    > > 6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog, WHOOOO
    > >HOOOOO what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
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    > > 7. Taking me to the vet for the big snip & then acting surprised when I
    > >freak out every time we go back.
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    > > 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I
    > >haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
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    > > 9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look we both know the
    > >truth, you're just jealous.
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    > > 10. Dog sweaters? Hello!! Haven't you noticed the fur????
     
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    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Great!
     
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    :rotflmao:

    That is too funny!!!
     
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    I thought that the doggie people around here might enjoy that.
     
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    my dog got snipped and now he cries, literally, when hes got to go to the vet
     
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    Excellent Merlin, you are really good at speaking for the dogs! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
     
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    LOL.
    Thanks - I think. But I can't claim credit for authorship. It was e-mailed to me. Being a dog person, I got a laugh out of it.

    Last weekend I couldn't get anything done because of the rain from the fringes of the hurricane. It didn't rain much, just enough to be a nuisance and to preclude getting on the motorcycle and zooming around the back country. Anyway, boredom finally set in and so I decided to plink around on the organ a bit. I had not played in a while, so I was a bit rusty. One of our two critters (the female, naturally) came up and barked at me. I ignored her and finally managed to cruise through the passage of "Unchained Melody" that had been giving me a problem. Next thing I know Kelsie (female miniature Schnauzer) had her front feet up on the organ bench, her head thrown back, her mouth forming a perfect little "O", howling away with all her heart.

    Cracked me up. I managed to continue playing, and to encourage the dog to continue her accompanyment, I howled too. We were both in fine voice and having a great time, when the wife, returning from the mailbox, walked through the front door. Her mouth fell open and then she gave me a very strange look.

    I think she's plotting to have me committed.
     

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