George Costanza
A Friendly Liberal
This guy calls 911: "I think my wife is dead."
911 Operator: "What makes you think that, sir?"
911 Caller: "Well, the sex is the same as always, but the laundry is starting to pile up."
911 Operator: "What makes you think that, sir?"
911 Caller: "Well, the sex is the same as always, but the laundry is starting to pile up."
