"I'm Moving To Vegas!"

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    Guy comes home and finds his wife packing.

    "Where are you going?", he says.

    "I'm moving to Vegas," she says. "I just found out that I can get $250 for what I give you for free!"

    He starts packing too.

    She says, "Where are you going?"

    "Vegas," he says. "I want to see how you'll live off of $500 a year!"
     
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    now that was funny
     
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    It sure was ! I saw LVVR's post and spit coffee all over my monitor !
     
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    I lived in Vegas from Jan. 1980 to Aug. 1983. Was last there Sep. 2007. If I ever see the place again it will be too soon.

    And I'll be totally surprised if the place isn't a ghost town in another 20 years. The Colorado River dries up, which it is, and Vegas is fucked.

    Joke was funny though.
     

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