"I'm Moving To Vegas!"

[Mad Scientist]

Guy comes home and finds his wife packing.

"Where are you going?", he says.

"I'm moving to Vegas," she says. "I just found out that I can get $250 for what I give you for free!"

He starts packing too.

She says, "Where are you going?"

"Vegas," he says. "I want to see how you'll live off of $500 a year!"

 

[strollingbones]

now that was funny

 

[Douger]

now that was funny

It sure was ! I saw LVVR's post and spit coffee all over my monitor !

 

[007]

The homes and foreclosures here in vegas are really cheap. It's not a bad place to live.

I lived in Vegas from Jan. 1980 to Aug. 1983. Was last there Sep. 2007. If I ever see the place again it will be too soon.

And I'll be totally surprised if the place isn't a ghost town in another 20 years. The Colorado River dries up, which it is, and Vegas is fucked.

Joke was funny though.