"Mystery" of Obama's true birth solved.

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    Interviews with nurses and other hospital staffers who were there when The Obama was born shed new light on the controversy.

    It seems Obama was switched at birth, causing momentary confusion at the hospital. He was presented to a Chinese mother, who had given birth that same night too. She took one look at little Barack and enunciated a name, which the staff quickly wrote down:

    "Some Ting Wong."

    Of course, the next day when the little Chinese baby was presented to Barack's mother, the confusion was quickly cleared up, and the hospital changed the records to reflect the situation. This is why there is no COLB on poor Barack.

    But.... Mystery solved. Move on. These aren't the droids you're looking for.:lol:
     
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    This thread should be merged with the other one.
     
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    This one is in humor, because it is humor.
     
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    I find every Obama Birth Certificate thread to be humor. :lol:
     
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    Me too. This one is a sort of satrire stab at those.
     

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