Then switch to Polmolive (however it's spelled - that shit from the 70's), and get back to it.
I discovered paper plates but boss me around some more if you like
Hey, I've been a lazy shit all day, for once. For the first time ever, it was everyone doing for me, and not me doing for everyone, and I damned well LIKED it.
Margaritas in a hot tub, grilled steaks, and grilled corn, perfect weather.. The only thing I had to lift today was my fork, my glass, and my towel.
This having someone else do crap has its advantages, I'm thinking...