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You Might Be a Dog...

AVG-JOE

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You might be a dog...

You might be a dog if you can scratch your ear, slide across the floor on your butt, all while holding gaze with someone and farting.

These monsters crack me up!
 

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Dogs are superior to humans in some ways.
Wonderful creatures.
 

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My Dog's My Boss by Robert William Service

Each day when it's anighing three
Old Dick looks at the clock,
Then proudly brings my stick to me
To mind me of our walk.
And in his doggy rapture he
Does everything but talk.

But since I lack his zip and zest
My old bones often tire;
And so I ventured to suggest
Today we hug the fire.
But with what wailing he expressed
The death of his desire!

He gazed at me with eyes of woe
As if to say: 'Old boy,
You mustn't lose your grip, you know,
Let us with laughing joy,
On heath and hill six miles or so
Our legs and lungs employ.'

And then his bark was stilled to a sigh
He flopped upon the floor;
But such a soft old mug am I
I threw awide the door;
So gaily, though the wind was high
We hiked across the moor.

My Dog's My Boss - Poem by Robert William Service
 

uscitizen

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One can learn a lot from a dog.
Much more loyal friends than most humans are.
 

Conspiracist

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If dogs don't go to heaven then when I die, I want to go where they go.



I forget the author of that but I love it.
 

Truthmatters

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Ther is nothing like the outside of a dog for the inside of a man.
 

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There's something wrong with people who don't like dogs.
 

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