Have You Ever?

[froggy]

How many here have ever been arrseted, booked, and stayed over night in jail?

 

[xotoxi]

How many here have ever been arrseted, booked, and stayed over night in jail?

Not me.

 

[masquerade]

( waving from the back of the room ... ) Ooooh Oooh ... me! I have! I have!
There was this one time ... at band camp ...

Wait. Sorry, that was just a dream.

Nope.
Not me.

 

[sparky]

When i was a yoot

but that was long ago

now i'm so good, i don't even have to sh*t.....

~S~

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

How many here have ever been arrseted, booked, and stayed over night in jail?

most.

lots of drunk drivers here.

 

[Mr. H.]

Busted in college. Apartment door kicked in, followed by the county sherrif, three deputies, a U.S. postal inspector, photographer....

I was a star.

 

[Skull Pilot]

No but my no good lazy fuck of a brother in law called me a 3 AM to get him out of jail.

I told him to fuck off as it was 3 AM and I wasn't going out in the middle of the night to bail out his sorry ass.

 

[editec]

Yeah, but I was a victim of circumstance.

It was an illegal stop.

The cops were profiling people who were driving on the sidewalks that night.

 

[Conspiracist]

Yah, one night I was out with my friends and I was drinking and we had a designated driver. The car stalled a cop stopped and started giving us directions rather arrogantly on how to push the car to the side of the road and I told him, "Fuck off you arrogant prick and let us do this in peace".

Night spent in jail.

 

[Mr Natural]

Yes. Pot bust while I was in the Navy no less.

Lucky for me the other person involved was the son of a well known TV personality and the whole thing got hushed up real quick.

It was quite experience to get a first-hand look at how the US legal system really works.

 

[JW Frogen]

You should have known better than to go out on shore leave in Jamaica with Master Chief Cheech.

 

[JW Frogen]

I have been arrested three times, one time I was innocent.

All when I was young before I went into the Navy.

Two DWIs and a theft of a purse.

I did not do one of the DWIs.

Kidding. I did not steal the purse. I was drunk, got 20 dollars in change to marathon call my ex-girl friend who had moved to Dallas and there was a stolen purse in the phone booth that I never even saw. A passer by saw this drunken idiot with a purse on the floor of the phone booth and called the cops and because of my two previous DWIs no questions were asked, I was thrown in the cold locker over the weekend until they could verify from the owner of the purse whether I was the guy who grabbed it from her.

Thank God I wasn't.

I was so drunk even I wasn't sure until she confirmed it.

 

[eots]

Yes on a number of occasions but yet I have never been convicted of a criminal offence

 

[Douger]

Once in Juarez, fighting with an MP.
Another when I was just 18. Beat the hell out of an arrogant cop, took his ammo and car keys.

 

[JW Frogen]

Eots you work on Wall Street don't you?

 

[CrusaderFrank]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUpc0YNkkJ0]YouTube - Eric Clapton - Have you ever loved a woman[/ame]

 

[JW Frogen]

Played guitar with Eric Clapton?

No.

But I did put window security screens on my house after I had a son. And I live in a one story house.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Yeah, but I was a victim of circumstance.

It was an illegal stop.

The cops were profiling people who were driving on the sidewalks that night.

LOL where's the probable cause huh?

 

[CrusaderFrank]

I've had the cuffs slapped on me more then once. But I was dating Linda from Bensonhurst at the time.