You cannot start a conversation with yourself

[DakotaKai_fan20]

I put myself on ignore................

How?!

 

[DakotaKai_fan20]

Ignoring yourself and reporting yourself, must be drunk or high. Maybe someone forgot it wasn't 4:20 and smoked their weed.

 

[Road Runner]

Ignoring yourself and reporting yourself, must be drunk or high. Maybe someone forgot it wasn't 4:20 and smoked their weed.

Well as somebody already stated. I report my OPs for errors when I can no longer fix them myself but other than that, yeah,... These people are as high as a kite today.

 

[Captain Caveman]

Well as somebody already stated. I report my OPs for errors when I can no longer fix them myself but other than that, yeah,... These people are as high as a kite today.

I haven't started on the lager yet

 

[Road Runner]

I haven't started on the lager yet

Wine or liquor?

 

[Captain Caveman]

Wine or liquor?

Cruz Compo Lager and Amstel Lager are the two pissy ones I keep in. Any wine tends to be prosecco with the gf. The only liquor I do is something like toffee vodka shots, or dead man's fingers shots, both around 20% ABV. Even then, about 3 x 440ml cans of Lager is sufficient. Don't want to pickle my organs.

 

[Captain Caveman]

Road Runner

I wonder if @ "members name" works in thread titles

 

[Road Runner]

Road Runner

I wonder if @ "members name" works in thread titles

I don't think so but why do you ask?

 

[Captain Caveman]

I don't think so but why do you ask?

I just like to interrogate systems.

Long story short, at a retailer I worked part time as a teenager, you got 20% staff discount. I rang Head Office and said, "If I sold a £1,000 item on the till and hit staff discount then sub total, the sale shows £800. So then I sell £200 of other goods and then return the £1,000 item, hit sub total, the sale is £0 and then hit cash, and then shut the till drawer. The £1,000 item is still on the stock file and £200 of goods have come off the stock file and been charged to staff discount costs on the shop's trading account".

Head Office reply was, "SHIT don't tell anyone."

The days before Epos tills appeared.

 

[Captain Caveman]

I don't think so but why do you ask?

I tried, it doesn't.

 

[iamwhatiseem]

I'll take that as a no. Although I like you too lol

Oh shit... uh... that wasn't me. Someone hacked my account this morning.

 

[Road Runner]

Oh shit... uh... that wasn't me. Someone hacked my account this morning.

Are you serious?

 

[iamwhatiseem]

Are you serious?

uh... humor

 

[Road Runner]

uh... humor

Oh. I actually thought that you were serious.

 

[JGalt]

I talk to myself often, then we just laugh and laugh.

At least yourself doesn't disagree with you. I have to keep telling myself I shouldn't do naughty things like pissing on someone's leg because I don't like them.

But sometimes myself wins the argument and I do it anyway.

 

[JGalt]

It means you can't send yourself a post that falls foul of the rules, although you could have then reported it and got yourself banned

Well you'll be happy to know that you actually can report yourself.

I just did that to see if it was possible.

 

[Road Runner]

Well you'll be happy to know that you actually can report yourself.

I just did that to see if it was possible.

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You know I love you in a platonic sense but I worry about you sometimes. Actually scratch that, I worry about you a LOT.

 

[Missourian]

I have conversations with myself all the time. I always understand exactly what I'm saying. No need to go back and explain some detail. There is no petty name calling, and I genuinely like and trust myself. I trust that facts given are actual facts and not some silly attempt to misdirect the conversation.

Well, I suppose it's nice that one person thinks that when they talk to you.

The rest of us aren't that gullible.

 

[Missourian]

Yep you guys are already wasted AF.

To the Bullring!!!

 

[d0gbreath]

I talk to myself all of the time. But more so when I need an expert's opinion.