Yoko Ono: I had an affair with Hillary Clinton in the 70's

[NLT]

OH JEBUS CHRISTO

YOU are the MOST gullible group of CONS I have ever met!

at all of you!

Claim: Yoko Ono confirmed that she had an affair with Hillary Clinton in the 1970s.

FALSE

Example: [Collected via Facebook, May 2015]

Yoko Ono says Hillary Clinton is gay... doesn't everybody know that by now? She should just be outspoken about it !


Origins: On
8 May 2015, World News Daily Report published an article titled "'Yoko Ono: 'I Had An Affair with Hillary Clinton in the '70s.'" According to that article, Yoko Ono (widow of John Lennon) "shocked reporters" at a press conference on 7 May 2015 when she casually admitted to a decades-earlier intimate partnering with former Secretary of State and First Lady Hillary Clinton:
"We met many times during the New York Vietnam War protests in the 1970s, and became very intimate. We shared many of the same values about sexual equality, fighting against the authoritarian, patriarchal, male-dominated society we were raised in" she explained.

"We had a brief romantic fling when I lived with John in Manhattan and Hillary was studying at Yale, but eventually we lost touch. I am amazed how things are going well for her and wish her the best for her campaign" she told reporters during the press conference.
A photograph of Clinton that accompanied the article bore a caption claiming the presidential hopeful "has been hit by a series of allegations of being a lesbian in her career which could ruin her bid for the presidency, believe some experts." But while Yoko Ono did receive some media attention on 7 May 2015, it was not due to a major admission involving Hillary Clinton; rather it was an announcement that Ono was collaborating on a series of coffee cups with the company illy Art.

Had Ono admitted anything of the sort, that report would have reached mainstream media sources. But World News Daily Report is a fake news site whose disclaimer page clearly states that its content is not news and is not meant to be taken seriously:


World News Daily Report is a news and political satire web publication, which may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious ways. All news articles contained within worldnewsdailyreport.com are fiction, and presumably fake news. Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental, except for all references to politicians and/or celebrities, in which case they are based on real people, but still based almost entirely in fiction.

World News Daily Report's past confabulations include a purported eyewitness account of Jesus' miracles, a sad (and fake) claim about loggers killing the world's oldest tree, and a spun-up tale about the discovery of a "prehistoric shark" in Pakistan.


Last updated: 11 May 2015

Yoko Pro Bono

Oh, for fuck's sake. It's a joke. We all get it's a joke and we're playing along with it.

yeah, sure, that's why the op put it in politics instead of Satire, where it belongs....

 

[Uncensored2008]

I always knew she was a dyke

And that 15 minutes can save you 15% at Geico....

 

[Steven_R]

Hillary killed john lennon when he found out about it.....

Hillary turned me into a newt.








I got better.

 

[Rustic]

 

[Care4all]

Hillary isn't loyal to her husband and we're supposed to believe she's going to be loyal to the American people?

Hillary has been very loyal to Bill. She has covered up his rapes and sexual harassment for all these decades.

Look, Hillary and Bill were a partnership, she would be the cover wife to let him be an untamed sexual predator. As a lesbian, she might even share his conquests. In return, she would ride his political career. If you mean she was disloyal for having sex with other women, that is part of the arrangement. I doubt Hillary ever had sex with Bill. The turkey baster that resulted in Chelsea isn't actually sex.

Would you go to the fund raiser and support the man who viciously raped you just 2 weeks after he raped you?

Would you swear on an affidavit, that your supposed rapist DID NOT RAPE YOU, then years later for 15 minutes of fame, come out and say you lied on the affidavit where you swore you told the truth?

 

[NLT]

Hilda beast just got two new clam eater votes
bodecea Dhara

 

[Rustic]

Hillary isn't loyal to her husband and we're supposed to believe she's going to be loyal to the American people?

Hillary has been very loyal to Bill. She has covered up his rapes and sexual harassment for all these decades.

Look, Hillary and Bill were a partnership, she would be the cover wife to let him be an untamed sexual predator. As a lesbian, she might even share his conquests. In return, she would ride his political career. If you mean she was disloyal for having sex with other women, that is part of the arrangement. I doubt Hillary ever had sex with Bill. The turkey baster that resulted in Chelsea isn't actually sex.

Would you go to the fund raiser and support the man who viciously raped you just 2 weeks after he raped you?

Would you swear on an affidavit, that your supposed rapist DID NOT RAPE YOU, then years later for 15 minutes of fame, come out and say you lied?

 

[BlindBoo]

son of a gun.

Yoko Ono: "I Had an Affair with Hillary Clinton in the '70s"

That story is damned near a year old. It obviously never got any traction. WND has zero credibility.

Yoko Pro Bono

Damn so the rats didn't raise those girls and we don't have a secret base on the moon?

Damn damn damn.....

 

[Uncensored2008]

Would you go to the fund raiser and support the man who viciously raped you just 2 weeks after he raped you?

Would you swear on an affidavit, that your supposed rapist DID NOT RAPE YOU, then years later for 15 minutes of fame, come out and say you lied on the affidavit where you swore you told the truth?

So, like Hillary you say women should not be believed when they report sexual assault!

 

[Freewill]

Why would she admit to such a thing?

Maybe you missed the name, yoko ono.

 

[ChrisL]

Ack! She looks like a little old Asian man!

 

[Syriusly]

son of a gun.

Yoko Ono: "I Had an Affair with Hillary Clinton in the '70s"

From the great journalism that also brings you:

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Des Moines, IA | Family and friends of a frustrated Iowa man were taken by surprise after the 42-year-old husband released pictures of his wife in full-on action with their domestic boa constrictor.

PYONGYANG | The supreme leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, Kim Jong-un, has threatened today to release classified information on a “secret moon program” the United States government has allegedly hidden to the world for the past 60 years.

Its all real- all of it!

LOL......

 

[NLT]

So...Yoko and hildabeast were fisting friends ewwwwwwwwww

 

[ChrisL]

Gross.

 

[Votto]

This has to be false.

If it were true, Hillary would have died from a raging throat cancer 30 years ago.

 

[ptbw forever]

Well, she is a cuck, and cucks tend to have bisexual leanings...

 

[SuperDemocrat]

son of a gun.

Yoko Ono: "I Had an Affair with Hillary Clinton in the '70s"

The perfect revenge on Bill. She cheated on him with a lesbian even before he cheated on her.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

OH JEBUS CHRISTO

YOU are the MOST gullible group of CONS I have ever met!

at all of you!

Claim: Yoko Ono confirmed that she had an affair with Hillary Clinton in the 1970s.

FALSE

Example: [Collected via Facebook, May 2015]

Yoko Ono says Hillary Clinton is gay... doesn't everybody know that by now? She should just be outspoken about it !


Origins: On
8 May 2015, World News Daily Report published an article titled "'Yoko Ono: 'I Had An Affair with Hillary Clinton in the '70s.'" According to that article, Yoko Ono (widow of John Lennon) "shocked reporters" at a press conference on 7 May 2015 when she casually admitted to a decades-earlier intimate partnering with former Secretary of State and First Lady Hillary Clinton:
"We met many times during the New York Vietnam War protests in the 1970s, and became very intimate. We shared many of the same values about sexual equality, fighting against the authoritarian, patriarchal, male-dominated society we were raised in" she explained.

"We had a brief romantic fling when I lived with John in Manhattan and Hillary was studying at Yale, but eventually we lost touch. I am amazed how things are going well for her and wish her the best for her campaign" she told reporters during the press conference.
A photograph of Clinton that accompanied the article bore a caption claiming the presidential hopeful "has been hit by a series of allegations of being a lesbian in her career which could ruin her bid for the presidency, believe some experts." But while Yoko Ono did receive some media attention on 7 May 2015, it was not due to a major admission involving Hillary Clinton; rather it was an announcement that Ono was collaborating on a series of coffee cups with the company illy Art.

Had Ono admitted anything of the sort, that report would have reached mainstream media sources. But World News Daily Report is a fake news site whose disclaimer page clearly states that its content is not news and is not meant to be taken seriously:


World News Daily Report is a news and political satire web publication, which may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious ways. All news articles contained within worldnewsdailyreport.com are fiction, and presumably fake news. Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental, except for all references to politicians and/or celebrities, in which case they are based on real people, but still based almost entirely in fiction.

World News Daily Report's past confabulations include a purported eyewitness account of Jesus' miracles, a sad (and fake) claim about loggers killing the world's oldest tree, and a spun-up tale about the discovery of a "prehistoric shark" in Pakistan.


Last updated: 11 May 2015

Yoko Pro Bono

Yes, we know. But it's still funny. So there.

 

[Stephanie]

wow, talk about two baggers, one for each in case one falls off and about as useless. hell that's coyote ugly where you wake up in the morning and chew your arm off so you don't wake them up and can't ever do it again

 

[Staidhup]

So now we know why Bill was acting the way he was or is.