Yoko Ono: I had an affair with Hillary Clinton in the 70's

[Remodeling Maidiac]

The best graduates settle in for a fabulous career at Foxconn

ONLY after signing the Apple (EvilCorp) no suicide pledge!

I lol'd and then instantly felt bad for it

 

[jillian]

it's worldnutdaily. I would take it with a bushel of corn

 

[Siete]

tyrone had an affair with reality in 1970 ... it dumped him the first day.

 

[Steven_R]

Woman sues for $2 Million after vaccine made her cat autistic

The cat is a very good driver, but refuses to wear underwear bought anywhere but Walmart....

He has to be home in time to see The People's Court.

 

[gipper]

great now everyone will want to have an affair.

Will Hillary get impeached for having lied about oral sex in the oval office...with that woman?

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

Why would she admit to such a thing?

Yoko? Yer kidding, right?

 

[WildBillKelsoe]

Hillary isn't loyal to her husband and we're supposed to believe she's going to be loyal to the American people?

 

[Pogo]

Woman sues for $2 Million after vaccine made her cat autistic

The cat is a very good driver, but refuses to wear underwear bought anywhere but Walmart....

He has to be home in time to see The People's Court.

Yah. Yah definitely. For a hunnerd dollars. 'Bout a hunnerd dollars. Yah.

 

[Care4all]

OH JEBUS CHRISTO

YOU are the MOST gullible group of CONS I have ever met!

at all of you!

Claim: Yoko Ono confirmed that she had an affair with Hillary Clinton in the 1970s.

FALSE

Example: [Collected via Facebook, May 2015]

Yoko Ono says Hillary Clinton is gay... doesn't everybody know that by now? She should just be outspoken about it !


Origins: On
8 May 2015, World News Daily Report published an article titled "'Yoko Ono: 'I Had An Affair with Hillary Clinton in the '70s.'" According to that article, Yoko Ono (widow of John Lennon) "shocked reporters" at a press conference on 7 May 2015 when she casually admitted to a decades-earlier intimate partnering with former Secretary of State and First Lady Hillary Clinton:
"We met many times during the New York Vietnam War protests in the 1970s, and became very intimate. We shared many of the same values about sexual equality, fighting against the authoritarian, patriarchal, male-dominated society we were raised in" she explained.

"We had a brief romantic fling when I lived with John in Manhattan and Hillary was studying at Yale, but eventually we lost touch. I am amazed how things are going well for her and wish her the best for her campaign" she told reporters during the press conference.
A photograph of Clinton that accompanied the article bore a caption claiming the presidential hopeful "has been hit by a series of allegations of being a lesbian in her career which could ruin her bid for the presidency, believe some experts." But while Yoko Ono did receive some media attention on 7 May 2015, it was not due to a major admission involving Hillary Clinton; rather it was an announcement that Ono was collaborating on a series of coffee cups with the company illy Art.

Had Ono admitted anything of the sort, that report would have reached mainstream media sources. But World News Daily Report is a fake news site whose disclaimer page clearly states that its content is not news and is not meant to be taken seriously:


World News Daily Report is a news and political satire web publication, which may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious ways. All news articles contained within worldnewsdailyreport.com are fiction, and presumably fake news. Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental, except for all references to politicians and/or celebrities, in which case they are based on real people, but still based almost entirely in fiction.

World News Daily Report's past confabulations include a purported eyewitness account of Jesus' miracles, a sad (and fake) claim about loggers killing the world's oldest tree, and a spun-up tale about the discovery of a "prehistoric shark" in Pakistan.


Last updated: 11 May 2015

Yoko Pro Bono

 

[RandallFlagg]

Hillary thought Yoko was Chinese, and was horny again an hour later.

Frankly, I always thought Hillary' and Bill's "marriage" was nothing more than a "political arrangement" but Yoko Ono!?!?!

No wonder I hate Hillary.....

 

[Pogo]

OH JEBUS CHRISTO

YOU are the MOST gullible group of CONS I have ever met!

at all of you!

Claim: Yoko Ono confirmed that she had an affair with Hillary Clinton in the 1970s.

FALSE

Example: [Collected via Facebook, May 2015]

Yoko Ono says Hillary Clinton is gay... doesn't everybody know that by now? She should just be outspoken about it !


Origins: On
8 May 2015, World News Daily Report published an article titled "'Yoko Ono: 'I Had An Affair with Hillary Clinton in the '70s.'" According to that article, Yoko Ono (widow of John Lennon) "shocked reporters" at a press conference on 7 May 2015 when she casually admitted to a decades-earlier intimate partnering with former Secretary of State and First Lady Hillary Clinton:
"We met many times during the New York Vietnam War protests in the 1970s, and became very intimate. We shared many of the same values about sexual equality, fighting against the authoritarian, patriarchal, male-dominated society we were raised in" she explained.

"We had a brief romantic fling when I lived with John in Manhattan and Hillary was studying at Yale, but eventually we lost touch. I am amazed how things are going well for her and wish her the best for her campaign" she told reporters during the press conference.
A photograph of Clinton that accompanied the article bore a caption claiming the presidential hopeful "has been hit by a series of allegations of being a lesbian in her career which could ruin her bid for the presidency, believe some experts." But while Yoko Ono did receive some media attention on 7 May 2015, it was not due to a major admission involving Hillary Clinton; rather it was an announcement that Ono was collaborating on a series of coffee cups with the company illy Art.

Had Ono admitted anything of the sort, that report would have reached mainstream media sources. But World News Daily Report is a fake news site whose disclaimer page clearly states that its content is not news and is not meant to be taken seriously:


World News Daily Report is a news and political satire web publication, which may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious ways. All news articles contained within worldnewsdailyreport.com are fiction, and presumably fake news. Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental, except for all references to politicians and/or celebrities, in which case they are based on real people, but still based almost entirely in fiction.

World News Daily Report's past confabulations include a purported eyewitness account of Jesus' miracles, a sad (and fake) claim about loggers killing the world's oldest tree, and a spun-up tale about the discovery of a "prehistoric shark" in Pakistan.


Last updated: 11 May 2015

Yoko Pro Bono

I like the site's story about "retired postman has over 1300 illegitimate children".

No doubt somebody will make that into a thread about "liberals in the post office"....

 

[Rustic]

son of a gun.

Yoko Ono: "I Had an Affair with Hillary Clinton in the '70s"

that mental picture made me barf in my cornflakes

 

[Uncensored2008]

Hillary isn't loyal to her husband and we're supposed to believe she's going to be loyal to the American people?

Hillary has been very loyal to Bill. She has covered up his rapes and sexual harassment for all these decades.

Look, Hillary and Bill were a partnership, she would be the cover wife to let him be an untamed sexual predator. As a lesbian, she might even share his conquests. In return, she would ride his political career. If you mean she was disloyal for having sex with other women, that is part of the arrangement. I doubt Hillary ever had sex with Bill. The turkey baster that resulted in Chelsea isn't actually sex.

 

[Steven_R]

OH JEBUS CHRISTO

YOU are the MOST gullible group of CONS I have ever met!

at all of you!

Claim: Yoko Ono confirmed that she had an affair with Hillary Clinton in the 1970s.

FALSE

Example: [Collected via Facebook, May 2015]

Yoko Ono says Hillary Clinton is gay... doesn't everybody know that by now? She should just be outspoken about it !


Origins: On
8 May 2015, World News Daily Report published an article titled "'Yoko Ono: 'I Had An Affair with Hillary Clinton in the '70s.'" According to that article, Yoko Ono (widow of John Lennon) "shocked reporters" at a press conference on 7 May 2015 when she casually admitted to a decades-earlier intimate partnering with former Secretary of State and First Lady Hillary Clinton:
"We met many times during the New York Vietnam War protests in the 1970s, and became very intimate. We shared many of the same values about sexual equality, fighting against the authoritarian, patriarchal, male-dominated society we were raised in" she explained.

"We had a brief romantic fling when I lived with John in Manhattan and Hillary was studying at Yale, but eventually we lost touch. I am amazed how things are going well for her and wish her the best for her campaign" she told reporters during the press conference.
A photograph of Clinton that accompanied the article bore a caption claiming the presidential hopeful "has been hit by a series of allegations of being a lesbian in her career which could ruin her bid for the presidency, believe some experts." But while Yoko Ono did receive some media attention on 7 May 2015, it was not due to a major admission involving Hillary Clinton; rather it was an announcement that Ono was collaborating on a series of coffee cups with the company illy Art.

Had Ono admitted anything of the sort, that report would have reached mainstream media sources. But World News Daily Report is a fake news site whose disclaimer page clearly states that its content is not news and is not meant to be taken seriously:


World News Daily Report is a news and political satire web publication, which may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious ways. All news articles contained within worldnewsdailyreport.com are fiction, and presumably fake news. Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental, except for all references to politicians and/or celebrities, in which case they are based on real people, but still based almost entirely in fiction.

World News Daily Report's past confabulations include a purported eyewitness account of Jesus' miracles, a sad (and fake) claim about loggers killing the world's oldest tree, and a spun-up tale about the discovery of a "prehistoric shark" in Pakistan.


Last updated: 11 May 2015

Yoko Pro Bono

Oh, for fuck's sake. It's a joke. We all get it's a joke and we're playing along with it.

 

[Vandalshandle]

Hillary killed john lennon when he found out about it.....

 

[Rustic]

It's not funny anymore, some sick ass shit. There are no words to explain the nastiness of the Clinton's...

Bill with all of his pedophilia and rapes, Hildabeast with her Dycke-ness...
The Clintons probably made a whole new category for venereal disease... Lol

 

[rdean]

Didn't she say all white people look the same?

 

[Care4all]

OH JEBUS CHRISTO

YOU are the MOST gullible group of CONS I have ever met!

at all of you!

Claim: Yoko Ono confirmed that she had an affair with Hillary Clinton in the 1970s.

FALSE

Example: [Collected via Facebook, May 2015]

Yoko Ono says Hillary Clinton is gay... doesn't everybody know that by now? She should just be outspoken about it !


Origins: On
8 May 2015, World News Daily Report published an article titled "'Yoko Ono: 'I Had An Affair with Hillary Clinton in the '70s.'" According to that article, Yoko Ono (widow of John Lennon) "shocked reporters" at a press conference on 7 May 2015 when she casually admitted to a decades-earlier intimate partnering with former Secretary of State and First Lady Hillary Clinton:
"We met many times during the New York Vietnam War protests in the 1970s, and became very intimate. We shared many of the same values about sexual equality, fighting against the authoritarian, patriarchal, male-dominated society we were raised in" she explained.

"We had a brief romantic fling when I lived with John in Manhattan and Hillary was studying at Yale, but eventually we lost touch. I am amazed how things are going well for her and wish her the best for her campaign" she told reporters during the press conference.
A photograph of Clinton that accompanied the article bore a caption claiming the presidential hopeful "has been hit by a series of allegations of being a lesbian in her career which could ruin her bid for the presidency, believe some experts." But while Yoko Ono did receive some media attention on 7 May 2015, it was not due to a major admission involving Hillary Clinton; rather it was an announcement that Ono was collaborating on a series of coffee cups with the company illy Art.

Had Ono admitted anything of the sort, that report would have reached mainstream media sources. But World News Daily Report is a fake news site whose disclaimer page clearly states that its content is not news and is not meant to be taken seriously:


World News Daily Report is a news and political satire web publication, which may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious ways. All news articles contained within worldnewsdailyreport.com are fiction, and presumably fake news. Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental, except for all references to politicians and/or celebrities, in which case they are based on real people, but still based almost entirely in fiction.

World News Daily Report's past confabulations include a purported eyewitness account of Jesus' miracles, a sad (and fake) claim about loggers killing the world's oldest tree, and a spun-up tale about the discovery of a "prehistoric shark" in Pakistan.


Last updated: 11 May 2015

Yoko Pro Bono

Oh, for fuck's sake. It's a joke. We all get it's a joke and we're playing along with it.

yeah, sure, that's why the op put it in politics instead of Satire, where it belongs....

 

[Steven_R]

Hillary isn't loyal to her husband and we're supposed to believe she's going to be loyal to the American people?

Hillary has been very loyal to Bill. She has covered up his rapes and sexual harassment for all these decades.

Look, Hillary and Bill were a partnership, she would be the cover wife to let him be an untamed sexual predator. As a lesbian, she might even share his conquests. In return, she would ride his political career. If you mean she was disloyal for having sex with other women, that is part of the arrangement. I doubt Hillary ever had sex with Bill. The turkey baster that resulted in Chelsea isn't actually sex.

Didn't she say all white people look the same?

She also said she wasn't some Tammy Wynette who would stand by her man when one of Bill's affairs came to light. (Monica maybe).

 

[NLT]

son of a gun.

Yoko Ono: "I Had an Affair with Hillary Clinton in the '70s"

I always knew she was a dyke