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If Trump wants to borrow money from you, he will triple the size of his apartment as collateral.
If Trump marries you, he will cheat on you and cheat on you even more.
"I did try and fuck her. She was married."
"You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy."
If you give your money to Donald Trump to pass on to cancer kids, he will steal it.
If you attend Trump's University, he will bilk you out of your life savings.
If you donate to Trump's foundation, chances are your money will be used to pay for lawsuits against Trump or buy sports memorabilia or a painting of himself. Eventually, Trump will misuse your funds so criminally, his Foundation will be shut down.
If you donate to Trump's campaign, chances are your money will go to his and his children's companies.
If you donated to Trump's non-existent Election Defense Fund, it went to Trump's personal business and was never created.
If you voted for Trump when he promised to repeal and replace Obamacare, bring back coal jobs, grow the economy 4 to 6 percent a year, pay off the debt, build The Wall and make Mexico pay for it, reduce our trade balance with China, wouldn't have time to go golf like Obama, and are thinking about voting for him again...
...would you buy a used car from this man?
If Trump marries you, he will cheat on you and cheat on you even more.
"I did try and fuck her. She was married."
"You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy."
If you give your money to Donald Trump to pass on to cancer kids, he will steal it.
If you attend Trump's University, he will bilk you out of your life savings.
If you donate to Trump's foundation, chances are your money will be used to pay for lawsuits against Trump or buy sports memorabilia or a painting of himself. Eventually, Trump will misuse your funds so criminally, his Foundation will be shut down.
If you donate to Trump's campaign, chances are your money will go to his and his children's companies.
If you donated to Trump's non-existent Election Defense Fund, it went to Trump's personal business and was never created.
If you voted for Trump when he promised to repeal and replace Obamacare, bring back coal jobs, grow the economy 4 to 6 percent a year, pay off the debt, build The Wall and make Mexico pay for it, reduce our trade balance with China, wouldn't have time to go golf like Obama, and are thinking about voting for him again...
...would you buy a used car from this man?