Would Jesus come back as Republican Democrat Libertarian Progressive or what?

[ReinyDays]

Jesus Christ is the King of Kings ... all will kneel and obey without question ... the Temple in Jerusalem will be rebuilt (note) and He will sit there in judgement over all of man-kind ... the Levites will be re-established to administer His Kingdom ... blah blah blah ... you should add "despotism" to the list ... or at least "monarchy" ...

From a practical standpoint, the first task will be the bury the five billion folks who die when He returns ... that's why it's call the Apocalypse ... throw away the voting machines, there's no democracy in the Kingdom of God, no political parties, keep your opinions to yourself ... "equal justice under the Law", that's going to be brutal, stoning to death disrespectful children, drug hung and quartered for heresy, wimin getting a week's paid vacation every month, the return of slavery ... forget money and wealth, all the money changers are dead ... every scrap of extra copper is sent to the Temple, along with the best of your best ...

It was a paradise for lizards when young Brigham saw it first
He said "I've seen some nasty deserts, lord, but this one here's the worst"
Then the lord called down to Brigham, said "I got a great idea --
I want a mighty city and I think I want it here"

Note: There's actually a perfectly good Temple on those grounds in Jerusalem right now, maybe Jesus would just use that one instead ...

 

[g5000]

Republican Family Values (Revised Edition): You can marry and divorce as many times as you like. Like Rush Limbaugh (three marriages), Kim Davis (five marriages), Donald Trump (three marriages), Newt Gingrich (three marriages). You can have as many cakes for all your weddings as you wish. You can even cheat on your wives as many times as you wish, and we will all celebrate the magnificent fake titties of your porn star mistress. BUT FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T BAKE A CAKE FOR A HOMO! JESUS HATES THAT!

g5000 Jesus said that in heaven there would be no more giving away as in marriage.
People are no longer under the property laws that controlled women and children as property of the estate.

The real marriage laws are based on yoking people equally to their spiritual partners.
So if we followed that, we wouldn't have divorces.

And we certainly wouldn't have marriages under the state if we believe
that church and state should be separated as part of the natural laws given by God.

Jesus might be Libertarian on this issue and declare:
Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's
and unto God what is God's.

If you follow spiritual laws to begin with, you avoid these mixups.

If you don't fuck anyone who isn't your spouse, you avoid these mixups. If you don't grab pussies or stick cigars in interns, you avoid these mixups.

 

[emilynghiem]

Um, hello? Jesus was not political.

Jesus never joined a political group, and he wouldn't do so today. These squabbles over whether Jesus is a Republican or Democrat or libertarian or green or a birther or truther are an exercise in stupidity.

agree g5000 that squabbling may be stupid.

But if it generates enlightening answers and discussions as you provide,
that part is beneficial and productive. I believe it outweighs any wasteful squabbling
that is a byproduct of the Democratic Process which is necessary and conducive to better relations and solutions.

 

[emilynghiem]

Republican Family Values (Revised Edition): You can marry and divorce as many times as you like. Like Rush Limbaugh (three marriages), Kim Davis (five marriages), Donald Trump (three marriages), Newt Gingrich (three marriages). You can have as many cakes for all your weddings as you wish. You can even cheat on your wives as many times as you wish, and we will all celebrate the magnificent fake titties of your porn star mistress. BUT FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T BAKE A CAKE FOR A HOMO! JESUS HATES THAT!

g5000 Jesus said that in heaven there would be no more giving away as in marriage.
People are no longer under the property laws that controlled women and children as property of the estate.

The real marriage laws are based on yoking people equally to their spiritual partners.
So if we followed that, we wouldn't have divorces.

And we certainly wouldn't have marriages under the state if we believe
that church and state should be separated as part of the natural laws given by God.

Jesus might be Libertarian on this issue and declare:
Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's
and unto God what is God's.

If you follow spiritual laws to begin with, you avoid these mixups.

If you don't fuck anyone who isn't your spouse, you avoid these mixups. If you don't grab pussies or stick cigars in interns, you avoid these mixups.

g5000 Trump is not doing that anymore.
And that pussy grabbing comment was a boast, not a real action.

Jesus said go and sin no more.
Trump publicly apologized for that pussy grabbing comment
and likely followed MINISTERIAL advice to commit to do better and be a better person.

That shows he LISTENS to his MINISTERIAL COUNSEL.
If he continues to do that, he should have adequate support to steer away from
any adultery or other illicit and bad choices.

How he mouths off in the media is something else that needs to be improved.
He apologized for that comment, but what can we do to promote positive
productive relations where we can all say GOOD things back and forth
instead of backbiting and negative criticisms? By theBible we are supposed
to address rebukes Private and In Person one on one (Matthew 18:15-20)
Not yell at each other in public which further harms and destroys relations.

That is not Christian Rebuke but some kind of Trumpeting calling for help to fix the mess.
So if we answer each other's rebukes and petitions, we can talk and work civilly
on solutions, not yell bad things back and forth in the media and public which doesn't solve
the problems being bitched about.

 

[ReinyDays]

Another thing ... no more marrying our cousins ... it will be a brutal time indeed ...

I have ten pounds of 40d nails and some extra hammers ...

 

[Gdjjr]

Moral of the story: Blue Jesus hates profit, and believes health care should be free.

Health "care" is free- health insurance not so much.

 

[White_MAGA_Man]

Why isn't Donald Trump or David Duke listed in your poll?

 

[g5000]

Republican Family Values (Revised Edition): You can marry and divorce as many times as you like. Like Rush Limbaugh (three marriages), Kim Davis (five marriages), Donald Trump (three marriages), Newt Gingrich (three marriages). You can have as many cakes for all your weddings as you wish. You can even cheat on your wives as many times as you wish, and we will all celebrate the magnificent fake titties of your porn star mistress. BUT FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T BAKE A CAKE FOR A HOMO! JESUS HATES THAT!

g5000 Jesus said that in heaven there would be no more giving away as in marriage.
People are no longer under the property laws that controlled women and children as property of the estate.

The real marriage laws are based on yoking people equally to their spiritual partners.
So if we followed that, we wouldn't have divorces.

And we certainly wouldn't have marriages under the state if we believe
that church and state should be separated as part of the natural laws given by God.

Jesus might be Libertarian on this issue and declare:
Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's
and unto God what is God's.

If you follow spiritual laws to begin with, you avoid these mixups.

If you don't fuck anyone who isn't your spouse, you avoid these mixups. If you don't grab pussies or stick cigars in interns, you avoid these mixups.

g5000 Trump is not doing that anymore.
And that pussy grabbing comment was a boast, not a real action.

25 victims disagree it was just boasting.

Trump can't get it up any more. That's the only thing stopping him now.

 

[Biff_Poindexter]

Bottom line is....Jesus would most definitely be a republican.....but probably more of a libertarian type jesus…

You know, not all uptight...I mean he will still be hard on the fag5 and adulterers (who are not wealthy) -- but he will still turn water to wine and do fun stuff at parties....

 

[g5000]

Pseudocon messiah and far left liberal Democrat Donald Trump came back as a Republican.

Actually, he came back as a far left liberal's idea of what a Republican is.

 

[Gdjjr]

I don't care what any elected official does, as long as he follows the constitution- you know, the rules, as written, not intentionally misinterpreted-
That said, with as many jews as there are in godvernment and elsewhere in this Country, Jesus would probably be offed as a heretic-

 

[Harry Dresden]

Republican Family Values (Revised Edition): You can marry and divorce as many times as you like. Like Rush Limbaugh (three marriages), Kim Davis (five marriages), Donald Trump (three marriages), Newt Gingrich (three marriages). You can have as many cakes for all your weddings as you wish. You can even cheat on your wives as many times as you wish, and we will all celebrate the magnificent fake titties of your porn star mistress. BUT FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T BAKE A CAKE FOR A HOMO! JESUS HATES THAT!

g5000 Jesus said that in heaven there would be no more giving away as in marriage.
People are no longer under the property laws that controlled women and children as property of the estate.

The real marriage laws are based on yoking people equally to their spiritual partners.
So if we followed that, we wouldn't have divorces.

And we certainly wouldn't have marriages under the state if we believe
that church and state should be separated as part of the natural laws given by God.

Jesus might be Libertarian on this issue and declare:
Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's
and unto God what is God's.

If you follow spiritual laws to begin with, you avoid these mixups.

If you don't fuck anyone who isn't your spouse, you avoid these mixups. If you don't grab pussies or stick cigars in interns, you avoid these mixups.

g5000 Trump is not doing that anymore.
And that pussy grabbing comment was a boast, not a real action.

25 victims disagree it was just boasting.

Trump can't get it up any more. That's the only thing stopping him now.

25 "victims" were looking for a payoff or to write a book...

 

[ReinyDays]

I don't care what any elected official does, as long as he follows the constitution- you know, the rules, as written, not intentionally misinterpreted-
That said, with as many jews as there are in godvernment and elsewhere in this Country, Jesus would probably be offed as a heretic-

Jesus is a Jew ... maybe that page is missing from your Bible ...

 

[hjmick]

If you believe in it, no party, no country. Any other answer would be wrong.

 

[Bob Blaylock]

Jesus was not a politician when he was here the first time, and I do not think he will return to be a politician.

As much as I'd like to believe that whatever political views he might take up, if he did, would be inline with my own, I tend to see it as borderline blasphemous to claim that he'd support any particular political cause or ideology.

 

[LordBrownTrout]

Such trivialities like politics are distractions. We wrestle not against flesh and blood but against municipalities, powers, rulers of darkness......

 

[Gdjjr]

I don't care what any elected official does, as long as he follows the constitution- you know, the rules, as written, not intentionally misinterpreted-
That said, with as many jews as there are in godvernment and elsewhere in this Country, Jesus would probably be offed as a heretic-

Jesus is a Jew ... maybe that page is missing from your Bible ...

And? I don't have a bible. My belief is that all men were created equal- Jesus *was* a jew. The jewish belief is different from that of Christian belief- they don't believe he's been here as the christians do and that his "return" will be his first and that they are the chosen making their beliefs superior to that of christians making one or the other a heretic- since jews own this Country I'd say they'd claim he was a heretic - along with his followers- but, as they say, cut the head of the snake off and the body will die.

 

[konradv]

Carter Democrat

 

[BlindBoo]

Other. He'd come back as one of the Living Dead Zombies. He's been dead for two thousand years or so. Jesu....um ....

 

[ReinyDays]

... I don't have a bible ...

Ah ... so you missed that part where the Bible says the Jews are God's chosen people ... He loves them the most ... they're supposed to own everything ... you also missed the part where the Jews are disobedient, and God is angry with them ... as any loving Father would do, He is punishing the Jews ... haven't you noticed lately? ...

Jesus is a Jew ... present tense of the verb ... read the Bible some time ...