Mr. P
VIP Member
Three guys, a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer are working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
Pooooof!
With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made
fertile for farming.
Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said,
"I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews
or Americans can come into our precious state."
Pooooof!
Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those
countries..
The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about
this wall".
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and
completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out, it's virtually
impenetrable."
The American engineer says, "Fill it with water."
**That'll do er! :clap1:
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
Pooooof!
With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made
fertile for farming.
Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said,
"I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews
or Americans can come into our precious state."
Pooooof!
Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those
countries..
The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about
this wall".
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and
completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out, it's virtually
impenetrable."
The American engineer says, "Fill it with water."
**That'll do er! :clap1:
