World Taekwondo strips Putin of honorary black belt after Trump called for it

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And Trump has a black belt. so now Trump is the master!

I just found out that Putin's black belt in Tae Kwon Do is HONORARY? So-
1) Vladimir Putin is the Steven Segal of Donald Trumps
2) I fucking outrank him in Tae Kwon Do




 
And Trump has a black belt. so now Trump is the master!

I just found out that Putin's black belt in Tae Kwon Do is HONORARY? So-
1) Vladimir Putin is the Steven Segal of Donald Trumps
2) I fucking outrank him in Tae Kwon Do





Yeah...true...but he has a real black belt in judo...which means he would still whip your ass.
 
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Yeah...true...but he has a real black belt in judo...which means he would still whip your ass.
I'm like almost exactly 40 years younger (we share the same birthday, October 7, i'm 1988. he's 1952 i think)...he'd gas out...like his country did lol
 
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i have superior cardio...i just don't get tired. there's no off switch. Putin wouldn't last

what am i supposed to say so you folks are satisfied: Putin's too strong, Putin's too strong, i can't beat him...then you'd accuse me of bein' gay and too weak to take on Putin!
 
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i don't know judo though...i would rather take on Putin in the octagon...he wouldn't feel his arm after 20 seconds
 
1) Vladimir Putin is the Steven Segal of Donald Trumps
I always thought Segal was a fake but he isnt

Whatever your opinion of Steven Seagal may otherwise be, his black belts are very real. Yes, that's "belts" in plural: Though Seagal is mainly known for his aikido wizardry, Biography tells us he's also the proud owner of black belts in karate, kendo and judo.”
 
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