Women Has Sex With Pine Cone, Needs Surgery to Remove It

[PoliticalChic]

A Serbian woman is recovering from a painful operation after doctors removed from her vagina a large pine cone.


Do not try this at home or anywhere else!
Mirjana Gavaric of Belgrade underwent the 2-hour operation after surgeons said it appeared the woman tried to have sex with the seed pod, according to The Sun.

Dr. Sava Bojovic said the woman, whose age was not released, was “lonely” and unfortunately, the pine cone “got stuck” when she tried to remove it.

Woman has sex with pine cone, needs surgery to remove it | Say What?

I've heard of people trying to spruce up...

I guess that's what she meant when said wrote "I love yew."

In this country, we take the petals off flowers and say, "He loves me; he loves me not." I guess in Serbia, they pull the needles off pines in that game.

 

[xsited1]

In 9 months, she'll give birth to a pine tree.

 

[PoliticalChic]

In 9 months, she'll give birth to a pine tree.

Yes, I heard that it is likely to be TREEmendous.

 

[Indiana Oracle]

not going to touch this one.

 

[KittenKoder]

A Serbian woman is recovering from a painful operation after doctors removed from her vagina a large pine cone.


Do not try this at home or anywhere else!
Mirjana Gavaric of Belgrade underwent the 2-hour operation after surgeons said it appeared the woman tried to have sex with the seed pod, according to The Sun.

Dr. Sava Bojovic said the woman, whose age was not released, was “lonely” and unfortunately, the pine cone “got stuck” when she tried to remove it.

Woman has sex with pine cone, needs surgery to remove it | Say What?

I've heard of people trying to spruce up...

I guess that's what she meant when said wrote "I love yew."

In this country, we take the petals off flowers and say, "He loves me; he loves me not." I guess in Serbia, they pull the needles off pines in that game.

Um ... news? Really?

 

[Yukon]

Did she have an orgasm?

 

[xsited1]

Did she have an orgasm?

 

[Peejay]

I guess it beats the sap she was with before.

 

[Sinatra]

She is certainly not the first woman to enjoy wood, and as such, should not be judged so harshly.

As they say, a cone in the hand is better than two in the bush.

Oh, wait....

 

[alan1]

It musta been the (pine) NUTS that got her all hot and bothered.

 

[WillowTree]

I hope no one needles her about it!

 

[Peejay]

Hey lady, whats that conifer ?

 

[Yurt]

somehow i don't think that cone is pining for more

 

[Peejay]

If the cone screwed her, maybe the pollenator.

 

[strollingbones]

alrightie let me explain something....the muscles of the vagina are very capable of pulling things in....and keeping them...best not to let go of things if you get my drift...or have them on a string...now i dont know about a pine cone...that would hurt....and if you think this is odd wait till you find out what the colon can do

 

[editec]

Perhaps she was just trying to spruce up?

Once the larch onto you I hear they won't let go

 

[xsited1]

alrightie let me explain something....the muscles of the vagina are very capable of pulling things in....and keeping them...best not to let go of things if you get my drift...or have them on a string...now i dont know about a pine cone...that would hurt....and if you think this is odd wait till you find out what the colon can do

 

[Yurt]

alrightie let me explain something....the muscles of the vagina are very capable of pulling things in....and keeping them...best not to let go of things if you get my drift...or have them on a string...now i dont know about a pine cone...that would hurt....and if you think this is odd wait till you find out what the colon can do

party pooper

 

[neurosport]

at least she didn't have sex with a 200 pound chimpanzee on Xanax

 

[garyd]

This has to rank right up there with the most Moronic things I've ever heard. The only thing I can think of right off hand that would rank anywhere near that moronic is trying to rape a pocupine.