Woke liberals VS Humor:

[MaryL]

I miss the edgy humor of the left and its irreverence. Used to be comedians where free to mock religion, or political/ social issues? NOW we have to walk on eggshells as NOT to OFFEND 5% of the populace...Well, FUCK THAT! What's the most offensive joke you ever heard? Lay it on:
"Its better to light a cross than curse the darkies." (PJ O'Rourke from national lampoon)

 

[miketx]

How many leftists does it take to cross the road? No one knows. The stupid bitches keep getting mowed down by cars.

 

[ABikerSailor]

Q: What is the definition of a "woman"?
A: A life support system for a pussy.

Q: What do you call the useless skin around a vagina?
A: Woman.

(Those jokes oughta get me in trouble with over 50 percent of the population, and ALL of the feminists).

 

[MaryL]

Dave Chappell.

 

[miketx]

Q: What is the definition of a "woman"?
A: A life support system for a pussy.

Q: What do you call the useless skin around a vagina?
A: Woman.

(Those jokes oughta get me in trouble with over 50 percent of the population, and ALL of the feminists).

So, you're a pussy.

 

[Pete7469]

How many leftists does it take to cross the road? No one knows. The stupid bitches keep getting mowed down by cars.

I smiled so hard it broke my fuckin face.

 

[MaryL]

Liberals went from enlightened and accepting to "sie können uns nicht kritisieren!" Fuck off.

 

[Pete7469]

So, you're a pussy.

A BedwetterSailor is an asshole, he would have to save a child from a criminal slavery syndicate to achieve the status of a pussy.

 

[Pete7469]

Liberals went from enlightened and accepting to "sie können uns nicht kritisieren!" Fuck off.

I sorta disagree...

Leftists HAVE NEVER tolerated dissent. Millions of people have been deliberately murdered by sociopaths that promote collectivist authority.

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

I miss the edgy humor of the left and its irreverence. Used to be comedians where free to mock religion, or political/ social issues? NOW we have to walk on eggshells as NOT to OFFEND 5% of the populace...Well, FUCK THAT! What's the most offensive joke you ever heard? Lay it on:
"Its better to light a cross than curse the darkies." (PJ O'Rourke from national lampoon)

There once was a Pollock named Zebwoski. He joined the military in 1944 to kill some Nazis because he hated what they did in Poland. So Zebwoski joined the army and went to basic training. Now Zeb was always last on the list so when it came to rifles, the army ran out but the army said "just point your fingers at the enemy and say "bang, bang, bang" and they will fall dead. Next up was the bayonet and of course they ran out when Zeb was to get his, so the army said " just say "stab, stab, stab and they will fall dead". So Zebwoski is shipped overseas and when he confronted the Nazis, everyone around him heard Zeb say "bang, bang, bang, stab, stab, stab, and the enemy was falling all around Zeb. Then one Nazi approached Zeb, he said " bang, bang, bang, stab, stab, stab, but the Nazi still came at him. When Zeb finally fell down and dying, he heard the Nazi saying "tank, tank, tank"....

 

[MaryL]

Monkeypox, Or being gay has consequences.

 

[MaryL]

What is brown and sticky? A stick. I once shot a elephant in my pajamas. What he was doing in pajamas, I don't know.

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

What is brown and sticky? A stick. I once shot a elephant in my pajamas. What he was doing in pajamas, I don't know.

What do you call the black stuff between a fast running elephant's toes? Slow running natives.

 

[MaryL]

Lives where lost over this:

 

[Pete7469]

What is brown and sticky? A stick. I once shot a elephant in my pajamas. What he was doing in pajamas, I don't know.

You must be a rather well fed woman if it was in your PJ's. Shelia Jackson Lee has her dresses made by Tent Manufacturing Companies that retail for Cabelas.

 

[MaryL]

Fuck me and the horse I rode on:

A Priest, a Homosexual, and a Pedophile walk into a bar.​

And he orders a beer. Which is which?

 

[MaryL]

All liberals want to do is eat your brain and skin and absorb you and make you go away. That's all they want.

 

[miketx]

You must be a rather well fed woman if it was in your PJ's. Shelia Jackson Lee has her dresses made by Tent Manufacturing Companies that retail for Cabelas.

Omar the tent maker! The elephant had her pj's on his trunk! Mary is saved!

 

[ABikerSailor]

Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmation.

It was the least I could do for him.