g5000
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- Nov 26, 2011
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Guys guys guys! It makes no sense to become a woman!
Have you seen how long the lines at the ladies room are at crowded public venues? Come on, man! I mean, you have to PLAN your urinations. You have to factor in the 20 minute wait, which means you need to head to the ladies room halfway through your beer even if you don't feel the urge yet.
Women are paid less than we are, too! And have you noticed how much more their clothing costs compared to ours? Then you have to buy makeup, which as the father of two daughters I can tell you that shit will break your slender low-income female bank account. That's an extra expense we men don't have.
Speaking of wardrobe, we can get by with two pairs of jeans and some T-shirts. Women need a closetful of outfits. And shoes! Jesus, the shoes!
Plus, we control the entire world! That's the best part! Don't you like running the planet? Come on, man!
Why the hell would you give all that up?
It makes perfect sense for a woman to want to convert to a man. I totally get that. Who wouldn't want to be a man?
Man up, dudes!
Have you seen how long the lines at the ladies room are at crowded public venues? Come on, man! I mean, you have to PLAN your urinations. You have to factor in the 20 minute wait, which means you need to head to the ladies room halfway through your beer even if you don't feel the urge yet.
Women are paid less than we are, too! And have you noticed how much more their clothing costs compared to ours? Then you have to buy makeup, which as the father of two daughters I can tell you that shit will break your slender low-income female bank account. That's an extra expense we men don't have.
Speaking of wardrobe, we can get by with two pairs of jeans and some T-shirts. Women need a closetful of outfits. And shoes! Jesus, the shoes!
Plus, we control the entire world! That's the best part! Don't you like running the planet? Come on, man!
Why the hell would you give all that up?
It makes perfect sense for a woman to want to convert to a man. I totally get that. Who wouldn't want to be a man?
Man up, dudes!