You should go to prison and see if is a playground. If you start with something this stupid, do not expect people to keep reading.
I don't have to go to prison. I know people who were in prison. I go by what they tell me. Also an old friend of mine was a corrections officer in a prison. She told me stories about what goes on in there.
Yes, prisons are hell for productive people who have a life. But for those that just waste their life on welfare, never had any desire to work or become somebody, no inclination to advance oneself, it's not that bad of a place. It's why they keep going back after being let out.
One of my closest childhood friends joined the Marines. When he got out, he picked up one of our friends hitchhiking. She felt secure because she knew him. He made an advance on her and she fought him back, so he pistol whipped her. He ended up doing three years. When he got out, he stopped by for a visit. He told me prison was not someplace he'd want to go back to, but if he had to, it wouldn't be that big of a deal. He was living at his mothers apartment, went out, busted into a neighbors apartment while she was in the shower. She ran out of the apartment building butt naked. He chased her down and strangled her to death.
It doesn't sound like he feared prison all that much. But he was never much of a worker and had no desire to become anybody.